Audrey Schmidt

World's best mom and florist

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

The amount of spam calls I get everyday by having my number listed on my google business profile is absolutely wild. This is as of midday today.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@DorsaAmir Thanks for this!! The pressure in the US to be my toddler's entertainment 24/7 and to buy the best organic and educational everything marketed by influencers is absolutely bonkers.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@DorsaAmir I love your posts and you’re brave for posting something so personal and glad to see an explanation for something that needs more awareness in the US!

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@KenMarino Healdsburg has the best food and wine in Sonoma County. Young and Yonder distillery, quail and condor bakery, Truett hurst winery, marine layer wines, so many more I could list if you are looking for something specific, I live here.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@joshcorey9 Who would have thought that you would become a feline fancier

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@bkratz Na gimme that Budlight Seltzer

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@joshcorey9 I finally found the courage to get out after episode 6.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

@bethwinegarner @pressdemocrat This one seems to update more often: https://t.co/5uIlbLeINN

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Is anyone still planning to protest in #Healdsburg today? I’ll go with a sign if I hear I won’t be alone! #sonomacounty #BlackLivesMatter

[♛ Bella ♛ @rauhling_bizzle]

IT TOOK ALL 50 STATES, THE AMISH, KPOP STANS, 13 OTHER COUNTRIES, WITCHES, ANONYMOUS, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, CELEBRITIES, STAN TWITTER, PEOPLE OF COLOR, WHITE ALLIES & BATMAN TO GET 2ND DEGREE MURDER AND THE THREE COPS ARRESTED AND WE HAD THE PRESIDENT & MILITARY AGAINST US, MY GOD

[Kirsten Swanson @KirstenKSTP]

BREAKING: Protestors have shutdown the Hennepin Avenue bridge in Minneapolis @KSTP

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Today while shopping I encountered a young woman with a cart full of a variety of potato chips and half a dozen bags of frozen shrimp, as she intently considered putting another one in the cart. Is this her diet or is she just throwing a carefree covid 19 party? #COVID

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Just when I thought Spotify’s made for you playlists were spot on, it started to think Wesley Willis should be tucked in with totally unrelated music, and that’s when I knew Spotify really gets me.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Serious tweet: I’ve decided to stop ordering stuff from #Amazon until things settle down. Those workers shouldn’t have to risk it for my convenience.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Still haven’t zoomed or baked bread and I put on jeans just because yesterday. Take that stay at home order!!!

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

I just panic bought a ton of vegetable and medicinal herb seeds. Now that I have ducks and a farm, I guess I'll just become a homesteader? Should I get a sheep or cow or something? I feel like we are looking at a Great Depression type scenario.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Dear Democrats🙋‍♂️,
Just spitballing here. Maybe take a pass on the 78-year olds—a billionaire with NDAs, a socialist, and an ex-VP who’s lost a step? And maybe not the 38-year old small-city mayor or the liberal Harvard prof? Maybe the Midwesterner who resembles Dem 2018 winners?

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

In 1990, newspaper reader Amy Klobuchar wrote a letter to the editor to express her displeasure over how the paper covered female candidates:

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

I’ve finally realized why I like Amy Klobuchar, and not only because I’m from MN... She really reminds me of my intimidating, in-control, down to earth yet kinda fun loving Aunt Julie, also the accent is the same and they both get shit done.

[Audrey Schmidt @at_auds]

Farm projects in 2020 are escalating quickly. 3 days ago I ordered 2 lbs of composting worms on a whim and now we're picking a design for a duck house?! 4 ducks!? Maybe 5? He wants 2 chickens as well? What's happening?