NietzsChe Guevara

a man who has a wife who has a mother (who married one but she loved another)

[☄️ry-ry🛸(certified franco and trager lover) @hotalienbabe69]

he was lowk so ahead of his time

[Adrian @blagojevism]

I feel this. I don’t want to jinx things but there are rumors that Chicago is on the verge of developing a new kind of sausage. Even the more sober analysts are saying it could be a game-changer.

[NietzsChe Guevara @atariaid]

@Anghellik9 @postoctobrist A good chunk of Arizona is like this if you can believe it

[rachel @rachelmillman]

if I were Ken Jennings I would have shown up drunk sometime around day 40

[tez ⋆˚꩜｡☣️ nonconnoisseur @williammerkin]

It’s 2026 im begging you just go to a real sex shop the back of spencers is for 13yr old shoplifters ONLY

[Konbro @KonbroA]

If I remember correctly it wasn’t ruled as a hate crime because his partner was a trans man.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Sam Levinson thinking about the options in a woman’s life

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[NietzsChe Guevara @atariaid]

I was so fucked up last night I guess I just started squeezing my homie's soap

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Every time it’s like

“City dwellers, how do you live a suburban lifestyle given the constraints of the city”

>we don’t live a suburban lifestyle, we live an urban one, fitting our preferences

“That doesn’t make sense because it doesn’t match my preferences”

[NietzsChe Guevara @atariaid]

@Callicutt5John Nancy is so kind

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

sorry to put a hateful caricature on your TL but there's something almost profound in a Baudrillardian sense about seeing someone describe an actual photograph as a deluded fiction and a drawing as true reality

[NietzsChe Guevara @atariaid]

@maxineset0 I scheduled an interview somewhere and when I showed up the manager had forgotten about me and left several hours earlier. That's happened to me 3 times

[L @Crazyuncute]

If you can't meaningfully consent to a surgical operation like top surgery at age 30 you should probably be in a guardianship, genuinely.

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

ZIGGY
Tom Wilson 05.20.73

[jāke 🆘団 @BestTweeterr]

wdym "sex for your boyfriend" if ur in a relationship shouldn't both people want to fuck each other and are attracted to each other

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

[NietzsChe Guevara @atariaid]

Gender was invented by big plumbing as a way to sell more toilets