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@Dr_AustinOmondi Hizo story za ukumaa ambia buda yako man

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@_fels1 @PetesMurithi @newsguyke Aic iinakuag mostly rift na eastern provinces.. Moi ni msee wa Aic so you can tell...hata WSR hiyo ndio church yake

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@ngughii Unajua vile arsenal hua inafanyia its staff wakibonga mbaya kuhusu israel?

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@ArapLorepet @WaruiJohn2 Badala aseme ni polished bruno fernandez....respect Hendoo man

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

You will never meet the same person twice, not even in the same person.

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@ItsChanzu Wakificha sword ati tutatumia ya mama mboga

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

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@carltonkitheka1 @Afridaddy Kwani kuna mtu hufunzwa to kill women kwao?

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@FarmBastion @davidjesse_ Ni mkisii sindio?

[Thomas @tuffgong_kenya]

@Karanimutonga Kikuyu hypocrites were no where when uhuru n kibaki did the same. Tribal fvckers

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@leruqt @Reggaewailer Imekupita bro

[OGINGA @wuod__connie]

@TLlium Nani uyo utapigia kura mwenye hatahost or relate with international leaders? Ama mnafikiria kurun government ni kama kurun your errands around and about? Lazy thinking.

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@djeduhmaks @PoliceFCKE Police fc siku zotee

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@hon_faithmwaura Huku ground tunasema hauwezi

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@hon_faithmwaura Umetoa tona bana utaangia ground aje

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@Pinchez_mp @fit_ermined Mnyongee ashuke🔥🔥🔥

[Judas Iscariot @Pinchez_mp]

@fit_ermined Among the inheritances you carry, there is a gene of stupidity superior to all others. It has magnified itself and suppressed all other genes. And just like that, we have an idiot walking in the light singing tutams. It's your choice, stop justifying it. Do you nanii.

[エドウィン - きらぐ🎮 @Kiragu___]

@fit_ermined Hizi vitu zote hakuna mtu amepinga, swali ni rahisi tu, when you were in the streets saying #RutoMustGo what was your end game?

[Zachary Oguda @zaxoguda]

@Footytalkhyb You are very right. But tuanze na training facility. Then build from there.

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘔𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.”

— 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢