Athena

I like caps lock, stories and pretty pictures

[Athena @athenaaa_xo]

So I'm watching #Daredevil and my uncontrollable agressive attraction for #CharlieCox is back with a vengeance

[the intellectual cowboy @rubysapphrald]

i love these paintings because i’ve tried absinthe and it’s hilarious that these dudes are getting fucked up enough to hallucinate green baddies on a drink that straight up tastes like melted licorice

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

What a year

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

people should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

BREAKING NEWS: Spider-Man 2 just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

She’s been the best England performer so far

[t is online @tbutonline]

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“Take him away, boys.”

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Waking up in my 30s

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

TAKE A DEEP BREATH. DONT TAKE YOUR NON-STUFFED NOSE FOR GRANTED.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Bart, do you wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://t.co/TNhYYEdfFc

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/d2nQ3rKIHd

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Huge weekend for her.

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread