✨👑Tsarina👑✨

I'm a 5 star experience

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[✨👑Tsarina👑✨ @athingcalledal]

A level history mems

[W. B. Yeats @Yeats_Quotes]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

[Clare Seal @claremseal]

Genuinely gobsmacked by how manipulative this promo is. Encouraging people to take on debt (Klarna is real debt FYI) for the sake of giving to charity seems a cruel way to play on people’s wish to help at the moment.

[Scarlet Moth @ThatScarletMoth]

When you accidentally close a browser window with your 100+ tabs

[charlie | met chanlix 26/1/30✨️ @folkloreleia]

this is the future millennials want

[Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong]

How I used to begin work emails: Hi!

How I begin work emails now:

[Tauriq Moosa @tauriqmoosa]

Siri, show me something wholesome but make it metal AF

[OG Jerè @TripleEntendre]

Parenting your parents is exhausting.

[miv 🤍 @mvingzaz]

If a hot villain asked me to be their queen and rule the world with them I would simply say yes. Rip to all those pure protagonists but I'm different

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

This Boris bloke applauding his nurses - is he the same one that cheered along with all his chums in the Commons in 2017 when the Conservatives successfully blocked any chance of nurses getting a pay rise?

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Wife *yelling from other room* you're making bread? Why are you making bread?

Me: Everyone in lockdown is doing it

Duck *holding gun* good answer

[elizabeth 🦌🌲 @prvserpine]

The way that a vampire has not swept into my room in a cloud of mist and extravagance to spirit me away to his castle in the mountains even though I have NO garlic on my person....... sick & twisted