Thorndyke

[Thorndyke @athorndyke]

You know the story of Hansel & Gretel?

Well in my story replace Hansel & Gretel with a slightly incontinent 12 yr old Labrador, breadcrumbs with dog poo and you know how my morning went at 5:30am.

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@Gillian275Gm I’m 45 this year. And also, no fucking way you’re 55!

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@KimFishlegs I’m not sure, but I think that’s a chip soup

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@mostly_grumpy Are there any pensioners left that don’t know how to use a card?

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Toast? Toast.

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@fourfoot I’ve already announced my return. Probably hasn’t hit the big networks yet.

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@Gillian275Gm South Wales is a bit of a drive away but I would do it for a coffee with you!

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@mrkhndy See you in two years

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Back on here after a two year hiatus. What did I miss?

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At this stage I’m considering stopping people on the street for a coffee.

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In other news, dating apps are a fucking disaster zone aren’t they? Like the trenches of dating.

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Whats this ‘x’ shit all about?

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I’ve been ghosted more times than Yvette Fielding

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New passport photo makes me look like I should be on some sort register. Stuck with this for 10 years ffs.

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#NewProfilePic

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@Gillian275Gm ‘King hell 😍

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@TheRealSkrufy Down in south wales

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@LASTEXITshirts The Peacemaker - Season 1

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@WhatWeWitnessed Blown his acl their.

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@tinytwink I knew I’d seen him before.