Last week before leaving to visit the in-laws! Trying to stream every day this week! Planning to play Dark Hours on Tuesday and Sketchy's Contract on Thursday
HELP WANTED: 2 IDIOTS (Hiring Multiple Candidates)
Are you naturally clueless and consistently causing chaos? Do you excel at making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated? Then we want YOU!
We’re looking for 2 Idiots to join our team. No experience needed (honestly, it’s better that way).
Responsibilities:
- Completely misunderstand basic instructions.
- Create confusion and disorder wherever possible.
- Provide comic relief at inappropriate times.
- Make questionable life choices on a regular basis.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Lack of Common Sense: You thrive in situations that leave others scratching their heads.
- Problem Creation: Expert at turning minor inconveniences into major catastrophes.
- Inconsistent Communication: Say things that make no sense or are completely irrelevant.
- No Attention to Detail : Forget about following directions — you can wing it!
- Time Mismanagement: Chronically late or early but never on time.
- Resilience: Ability to bounce back from failure…because it’s going to happen. A lot.
Perks:
- Lots of opportunities to say, “Oops.”
- No one will expect anything of you (because they know better).
Apply today and embrace your inner idiot!
✨✨Officially my giveaway is available! ✨✨
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PRIZES: 3 WINNERS
- 1 10 EMOTES OR 5 ANIMATED
EMOTES
- 2 5 EMOTES OR 2 PANELS
- 3 3 EMOTES OR A PACK OF BADGES
- EACH WINNER WILL WIN 1 EXTRA
ANIMATED YCH