𝑨𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏🤍🦋

sᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪsᴛ 🧬| ɢɪғᴛ ᴄᴜʀᴀᴛᴏʀ | ɪɴ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛ, ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴊᴏʏ ❤️

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I hate the nose blindness that occurs w perfume. I’m tired of everybody telling me I smell good but I can’t smell it. I don’t buy this shit for yall. now what’s the solution?!

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

You’ll get mocked for speaking good English lol.

[voiceofabayomi @voiceofabayomi]

Your TikTok algorithm is a reflection of your habits.

I never see these “stupid” creators people complain about, then I realized: you build your algorithm brick by brick with your own hands.

If your timeline is full of olodos, maybe the call is coming from inside the house. 😭😂

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

how easy it is to talk about patience when the calamity is not yours.

[Adigun! @max_benlien]

“Omo, no be life be this”

I say to myself as I keep going regardless

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

A moving babe will jam her MSc and PhD degrees someday ✨

[𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐡 @BasedZillenial]

Every time I spend time in the presence of God, I think to myself “Why don’t I do this more?” Heaven will be so wonderful because we’ll never have to leave. 🥺😭🤍

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Seeing your own bad behaviors in other people be gagging tf out of me like oh this is what they be talking about

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

A rule that will improve your life: Never assume bad intent, but don’t ignore repeated patterns. Everyone gets grace. Nobody gets unlimited passes.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[Nwanyi Ichida @Betamezu]

@Bigdebs222 Nigeria has got to be the worst place to raise a special needs child

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

The fact that we even have to convince people not to re-elect Tinubu is sickening.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg