Amanda

31. NJ

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

fun fact @panerabread considers this a "grilled cheese"

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney Sheer brilliance, cannot unsee it

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

how do people afford concert tickets? @NoahKahan presale prices are a mortgage payment

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

Hey @united care to explain the last minute cancellation of my flight from Sydney to LAX?

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

I get to watch the US vs. Netherlands live and in person... I'm so excited. The 20+ hour flight, not so much excitement

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney there was simply no other option...

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

booked two weeks in Australia and New Zealand, this trip will be my dominant personality trait until further notice

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

the agave straw is the superior biodegradable straw

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

these parent progressive commercials hit a little too close to home as we approach 30

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney @KaceyMusgraves And blue, you can't deny a blue drink...

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

the numbers of phone calls I have received from @SIRIUSXM should be illegal... I know my subscription cancellation is coming up, you've called me every day for a month and sent multiple letters, it's impossible to forget

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

nothing better than a Jersey shore dive bar with a live band

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney OHHHH I understand now, wild move

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney @sineadegan3 And I would have listened and repeatedly needed you to explain how these people connect

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

unironically bought a new jeep and live by the jersey shore, looking forward to our inevitable jeep wave @PFTCommenter

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m just staying up for a brief Saban smile

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

America is a hot mess but all I can think about is how do girls wear satin dresses and not sweat through them?

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

now is not the time but I fear my adulthood has peaked in 2020 and that is alarming

[Amanda @atinydancer5]

@meghanhackney it happens to the best of us.