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We go hard, so you don't have to. #AustinFC #MUFC #Millwall #USMNT #USWNT oh and fuck #cbus

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We preemptively wrap up Austin FC's season. Also, Manchester United updates. #austinFC @losverdes #mufc #mls #EPL https://t.co/vwUlc3mw4k

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@ZanateNE @PrimeDesignss Give us bright #verde or give us death.

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#mufc is starting #philjones against #Wolverhampton! Good luck today.

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#olegunnarsolskjaer is out @ #OldTrafford. @AustinFC https://t.co/1JdEgoibhF

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@MericanMojo No we didn't, we also didn't know you invented sneaking up behind families and snapping selfies like the most ultra ultra ever to ultra.

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@OakArmyNB @LaMurgaATX @WeAreAustinTV @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem Hard pass for us. Mainly because EB literally took it, trashed it, and injured one our homies in the process. And technically they got the trumpet. Quite literally the shirt should be black and baby food diarrhea orange.

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Looks like a Dynamo fan missed the bus back to Houston.

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@Goodman Yes, you're wrong.

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“I’m honored to join @austinFC as the HEARTBEAT tomorrow night vs Minnesota.  Come out and support! #Verde

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@MrCoov And they still know who Austin FC is. What's your excuse this time? You got a downtown stadium. Precourt have been gone for over two years. Who or what are you blaming now? Not enough lighting? Too much, or not enough foliage? I know, the toilet paper isn't thick enough. Right?

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@JBentley_ATX @danipereira121 @derekensign @marcelo_atx @FreeStuart @AustinFC @ChipotleTweets Hahahahaaaa all that is gone now. Goes good with tortillas and homemade salsa.

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@danipereira121 @derekensign @marcelo_atx @JBentley_ATX @FreeStuart @AustinFC @ChipotleTweets Hit us up if you need rice. Dave's wife kicks it old school. She made some with picadillo the other day.

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I #VoteDominguez for @MLS Player of the Week!

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@SpencerBownas @daniel_b_nelson @dgackey @AimIessFriend @shawncollins Who are you and where are you from?

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@SpencerBownas @daniel_b_nelson @dgackey @AimIessFriend @shawncollins Hold on, at first you try dogging us out for a chunk of seats appearing to be empty, then you talk as if they shouldn't be filled?

What are you on about?

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@fairelyethereal @AimIessFriend The homeless problem in Austin isn't the topic of discussion. You Cbus fuckers being bitter, salty, and jealous punkasses is.

But hey, if you wanna continue down this red herring, you're helping our homeless out by letting Austin live your decrepit head rent free.

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@chrislamacchia Who are you? Oh nevermind, you're just Crew homer who spends more time worrying about #verde than you do you own team.

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@LAGalaxy310 @LAGalaxy @ACBxLA @galaxy_outlawz @LARiotSquad @VBlockLA Thanks for visiting.

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@chrislamacchia No we cannot talk about beer showers.