Adam Kohrs

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Today @Mintmobile is launching unlimited for just $30 AND bringing back Rick Moranis. Suck it, 2020.

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

This is an early @blink182 song. She owes us money.

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Hey @tomdelonge I see you’re also in DC. I’m stranded here because my flight got cancelled and it would make my year to buy you ALL of your drinks tonight.

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Playing drums 10 hours after having my tonsils removed reminds me of that one time I met @travisbarker and he played a show with @blink182 in Santa Barbara after breaking his foot THAT MORNING. #nobodycaresgoharder #drumsdrumsdrums

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Siri, show me the worst possible combination of words
https://t.co/zU4HxqZk7M

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Call me crazy, but I don’t think constantly pointing to your junk after a home run in front of 60,000 people and then pointing to the sky to thank God is exactly the kind of recognition God is looking for. #NLCS

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Hey @RiversCuomo what would it take to let a Wisconsin boy play drums on a song at the show in Milwaukee tonight? If I screw up, you can slap me in the face as hard as you can in front of God and everyone. #prettyplease

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Overheard at the airport: “The divorce papers are coming soon, but there’s nothing stopping me from going upstairs and shooting her in the head.”

Sometimes I wonder how the universe decides who gets to be married and who stays single.

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

[blink-182 @blink182]

Happy Birthday, @MarkHoppus! ❤️😎🎉

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

lightsabers are red
lightsabers are blue
let the past die
kill it if you have to

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

@Kohrs_Light https://t.co/WT6ANP8CI6

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

oh wow, just caught a preview of Donald Glover's Lando rap for the Han #SoloMovie. didn't realize we'd be getting new Childish Gambino music so soon!! i hope Disney doesn't take this down!

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Hey just letting everyone know I scheduled my dentist appointment to fix my broken tooth at 2:30 on Wednesday. Two-thirty. Tooth-hurty. Thanks guys have a great day!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Most career TDs scored in Super Bowl:
1) Jerry Rice - 8
2) Emmitt Smith - 5
3) James White - 4

[Adam Kohrs @atomkrs]

Badger running backs are dominating the Super Bowl right now.