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[zia⁷ @zia_tiffah]

i find it interesting* when people display the exact same behaviors they have consistently, loudly and vehemently criticized in others.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

"Imagine if it was your daughter.”

No.

Develop empathy WITHOUT imagining her to be your sister, daughter or mom.

Develop BASIC humanity…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[femmenotes @femmenote]

How i read

[🍁 @72Breezy]

You have to decide to be okay. Literally wake up everyday and decide to be happy and keep it moving

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

The World's Dumbest Math Joke... you're welcome in advance. 😂

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake...

For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.

The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires.

The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knght with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Goated ever 🤣🤣

[mads campbell @martyrdison]

my dad came to visit me and gave me dating life advice

he said, “if you want to find a husband you need to go where he is. if you like tennis, go to the tennis courts, if you like comedy, go to the comedy clubs.”

however i like staying indoors, doomscrolling, and only going out to eat dinner alone

so i’m not really sure where that leaves me besides hoping my future partner becomes a very polite home invader

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Heh...there's a point in adulthood where if you don't actively schedule meeting your friends, you will never see them again.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

My handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

[Mular's Daddy @UncleLolu]

I keep coming back to this video because there’s something so strange about the male mind. Like what type of adrenaline will push you to wrestle a cow for a complete stranger??

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

There’s nothing that flows so well like wrong math calculations 😭

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxvi]

them never text you "chuckles" before na why

[໊ @sonohoor]

i think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

Let’s paint a picture.

You meet a guy, maybe he slid into your DM with a funny meme, or you locked eyes at a party and the spark felt instant, or a friend introduced you casually like, “Oh, this is my guy.” Either way, he came in smooth. Respectful. Not too much, not too little.

[CIIFA @CIIFAfrica]

The Rivers Cohort 2 of the #EngageNigeria program just wrapped up their practical week activity!

Participants delved into mentorship sessions with industry experts and collaborated on diverse activities, gearing up for their finale project.

[CIIFA @CIIFAfrica]

📢 OPEN CALL FOR ARTISTES 📢

FUSION are in search for emerging artistes that are seeking to take their career to the next level.

Artiste must be:
- unsigned
- based in Rivers
- between ages 18 - 25

Applications are now open! Apply here:
https://t.co/v9z55R27Wi

[Abraham Sarki @AbrahamSarki_]

For Fun sake, would you and your girlfriend/boyfriend jog 3kms, for N30,000.
So the first 5 couples to cross the finish line, get N30,000.
Is this something you would love to see in Jos?