Alison

easy mac is my comfort food; she/her

[Alison @atrain0506]

This has gotten enough attention that I feel I should mention that Ellen was incredibly kind

[Alison @atrain0506]

I met @EllenPompeo and saw @jessetyler and @iJesseWilliams on Broadway. I can die now.

[Alison @atrain0506]

@aus10reed Okay but what if I pronounce words like “oil” and “tour” in a way that extends the vowels to SOUND like two syllables, but I know they only technically are one syllable words?!? My Michigan vowels are so confused!!!

[Alison @atrain0506]

@curlyclinician 💕 now have them edit that to put “PhD” after every instance where your name is listed!! Well-deserved, Dr. Francis!

[Alison @atrain0506]

@Pizizzle @olskrav @KDice43 @Kc_lemons Spoken like someone who would rank white cheddar popcorn above Doritos!!! Jail

[sam ◡̈ @samonedoyle13]

showing these to my therapist

[Alison @atrain0506]

“I can fix him (no really I can)”
“But daddy I love him”

Taylor really went through the 5 Stages of Clown for this man 🤡💔

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

We're driving with the driving crooner, baby‼️

#AllGrit | #TBvsDET

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

NICE TO MEET YA,,, WHERE YA BEEN,,, LETZ HOPE THESE @Lions SHOW US INCREDIBLE THINGS
@taylorlautner

[Alison @atrain0506]

@CharBacon I wonder what it’s like to be emotionally stable

[Alison @atrain0506]

@CharBacon Finally someone who gets it

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Pure emotion from Steven Izzo after his first career points 💚

(via @MSU_Basketball)

[Alison @atrain0506]

Unhinged content from the Duolingo owl

[Duolingo @duolingo]

the chokehold Taylor and Travis have on this bird...

[Alison @atrain0506]

Solid reporting from the Daily which highlights how inadequate the response to this act of homophobia and antisemitism has been. To feel confident enough to commit hate-inspired vandalism in broad daylight is indicative of a major issue with these two individuals

[Michigan Daily Sports @theblockm]

#BREAKING: @UMichWLAX sophomore Megan Minturn and former @umichhockey sophomore Johnny Druskinis have been tied to an act of homophobic vandalism outside of the Jewish Resource Center on Aug. 22, The Michigan Daily has independently confirmed.

https://t.co/G2r1xOS2jJ

[Alison @atrain0506]

I’m tired. It’s exhausting to constantly watch role models and those in positions of power to so frequently abuse it.

[Alison @atrain0506]

How am I supposed to work when I’m still analyzing the commentary on older men who manipulate young women in the Ours/Dear John/Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve trilogy? #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[Alison @atrain0506]

CW: gun violence

I fucking hate gun culture because I’m trying to read an article about the mass shooting at my alma mater just to get bombarded with ads to purchase a firearm. Someone tell the algorithm it’s tone deaf

[Alison @atrain0506]

Taylor Swift didn’t write Better Than Revenge for it to take a FOB and Hayley Williams feature for you guys to realize that Speak Now is a rock album

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

Taylor Swift released the #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion album back cover which includes 6 from the vault songs and collaborations with Hayley Williams and Fall Out Boy! Two artists from the Speak Now era ✨💜

1. Electric Touch (ft. Fall Out Boy)
2. When Emma Falls In Love
3. I Can See You
4. Castles Crumbling (ft. Hayley Williams)
5. Foolish One
6. Timeless

[Amita 🌹 @amerzwithlove]

Can't believe I've come onto twitter to check if outlook is down lmao

[Alison @atrain0506]

@aus10reed So much less legible?? Who approves this stuff

[Alison @atrain0506]

My sister’s gif debut

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Be apart of the fun! 🥳

We're back at the @AACenter for tomorrow's game at 2pm!

You know the deal: $5 tickets supporting @DS_Foundation, concessions open, free parking at Lexus Garage.

PLUS! A pregame rally on #PNCPlazaDallas!

🎟️ and more info: https://t.co/B9d0piXN9s

@CelsiusOfficial | @budlight | #TexasHockey