Hoosed Goose

Smartest Cracker in the box

I see your pronouns and I’m laughing at them.

[Steve and Justin @SportsliveSJ]

Knicks & Spurs in the NBA Finals! On Sports LIVE! https://t.co/uNz1zKFwjS via @YouTube

[The Chosen @thechosentv]

Admittedly, we are running out of new ideas..

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Elliot Page will play Achilles in The Odyssey (2026).

Brad Pitt portrayed Achilles earlier in Troy (2004).

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Spencer Pratt’s LA mayor ads are incredible.

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@gotrice2024 Fuck her. They should ban her and everyone who does that for a living for life.

[Comfy Gwei 🛸 @ComfyGwei]

@thesigmamindset If 1 shitfluencer gets cancelled every month, society might still have a chance.. 🙏🏻

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

happy black history month

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@DefiantLs And this is the problem with our system… We have to feed and house her on our dime.

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@AmiriKing Or…. Some homeless people just don’t want to be fucked with.

[Kurt Caz @kurtcaz1]

Scammer gets KO'd by Fred 🇮🇹

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@AndriaDont99498 The mayor is a jackass, but many towns and cities do this in order to create a quicker cleanup

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@Mr_Husky1 Not returning the cart doesn’t make you an asshole, leaving it in the middle of the spot does. You could’ve easily pushed it in the space between spots.

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Dana White when asked about booking Sean Strickland: You guys don't help. Asking him dumb shit, you know? Ask dumb shit, you're gonna get dumb shit. 'What did you think of Bad Bunny? What did you think of the Super Bowl?' Get the fuck out of here.

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@hson_ulf @astronomy89 @JohnPalminteri I wouldn’t have to say anything, because each of them would stand their distance and not touch the backpack

[Fr. Chris Vorderbruggen @FatherChrisVor1]

People ask, “Father, why post things that aren’t religious?” Because spirituality is not confined to formal religion. You can find God in beauty, in talent, in excellence wherever it appears. All goodness reflects Him. God is good.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

I laughed way too hard at this one! �

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@conservmillen How about not worrying about that or creating a story about it and just letting her enjoy her win? You media people suck the life out of everything.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

ALYSA LIU'S GOLD-WINNING FREE SKATE ROUTINE! ⭐️ #WinterOlympics

[Hoosed Goose @atthecountof3]

@Jordan_Patu Agreed. Not enough is being made of this.