Just Me

I joined to be someone else, turns out this is just me.

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Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.

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Last chance to vote for the people's choice award. The Lester Prize exhibition finishes this weekend. You can see my painting "What lies beneath" in the virtual tour. https://t.co/qxPRAAMlGn

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Turns out that the "Axis of Evil" is just a mirror.

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Just breaking the 10 month tweet drought.

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RIP all the onions and ice cubes I've kicked under the oven over the years.

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Here's 48.

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Little oil painting.

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So now there's a "send tips" option. I guess you can now pay me to not read the tweets that you were previously not reading for free. #SendTips

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@MipixxErotica Yes! Sorry, only just saw this...

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There's so much laundry in my room that I have to parkour to bed.

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If you get the covid vaccine but don't post it on social media, do you still get 5G?

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What if you wrote a tweet that went viral and it was this?

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Can't wait for the season finale of the USA.

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Drink every time @VP mentions "The American People"
#VPDebate

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Notifications? More like no-tifications.

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Forgot to go to bed before 2 a.m. again.

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Slept 8 hours and now the bags under my eyes have gone from suitcases to carry-on.

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@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump You get an F, almost completely incorrect. Can you wear a mask though?

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I think most people that say that Black Lives Matter also believe all lives matter but I'm not sure the converse is true.

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It's like groundhog day but with each day being progressively worse.