Atticus

Human Compass. Victualler. Vagabond.

[Atticus @atticus_taboo]

Row Row Row yer boat
Gently Down The Stream
Delaney Shot A Man In The Head
But Lorna Didn't Scream

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Seems like the Good Hope ain't the only ship with a madman at the helm.

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@SonOfHorace1814 Cats, rats, fackin chickens, they all do better on this ship than the crew.

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Day 833: Delaney said he would write the Ship's Log but when I 'ad a look all it said were "all work and no play makes James a dull boy" over an over. Things ain't right around here...

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@SonOfHorace1814 Alright, alright James. Someone fell out of the wrong side of the fackin hammock this morning. Ain't my fault you got a rum hangover instead of a brandy one.

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Your hat wouldn't have shit on it if we'd gone to fackin Tilbury like I suggested James.

[James Delaney @SonOfHorace1814]

There’s gull shit on my fucking hat. Dirty bastard of a bird.

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@Flipzi @SonOfHorace1814 None of us have a moment of peace when Delaney's been on the Company brandy. His arse out and frightening the fackin fish out of the sea.

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@Flipzi @SonOfHorace1814 Tends to be blood, shit an unholy trouble when a Delaney is about. But the dead stay dead, ain't no coming back from that.

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Nah, this ain't my hat and boots. Not yet. Horse shit and patience are required before The League of the Damned are back.

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Alls I'm sayin, Bill, is if brains was equal to height, you'd be fackin lethal mate, an I'd be in trouble.

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@SonOfHorace1814 Great vessel? That's pushing it a bit ain't it? My boots are quite happy thrashing Bill's arse. The lands can wait their turn.

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@SonOfHorace1814 It's been more waters than world so far James. Just as well I'm as happy as a dog with 2 tails on the seas ain't it? An we have most of the vagabonds of London here on this fackin floating coffin.

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@PjgProductions @SonOfHorace1814 James don't like pigs an he don't like people. They're all just pork ain't they? Dirty meat. I love a pork chop myself.

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@SonOfHorace1814 I would kill for a draft of ale back at The Dolphin Inn. But we ain't ever seeing the wapping wall again, are we? Never thought I'd miss that shitpile.

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@SonOfHorace1814 Wot grin, James? This one? Ive 'eard enough Delaney yarns to last the rest of this fackin voyage. .. maybe not though, eh?

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@SonOfHorace1814 @horaces3rd Some folks have bigger gaps than others, James my boy. You mind that sea spray.

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@SonOfHorace1814 @horaces3rd It's the Lost Hope, James. We're all adrift in the Lost Hope. Gawd save us. Put yer trousers on man.

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@SonOfHorace1814 @realjimmitchell you can av a draft of captain's brandy mate. Then I'll show you me book.

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@horaces3rd Dear Lorna,
Maybe it were Delaney who sat on it.
Atticus.
P.s Bill ain't particular about where he goes, he just needs a regular supply of barnacles.