Lorna Bow-Delaney

Horace's 3rd Wife~Actress~Terrible Cook~

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

calm, pretty, certain, fragrant

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@Tashamorris0311 I have no contact with the producers. Unfortunately, I believe the series is not moving forward.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@Tashamorris0311 Truly, all he had to say is Lorna, bring my brandy... he's such a brute sometimes.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@slacksparrow You have only just received this, Captain Teach? My message in a bottle was dispatched several months ago... That’s it, I’m switching to pelican service.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

Dear Diary,
After many years adrift we have found ourselves upon the shores of a strange land strewn with towers of lights and fiery explosions. I believe it to be Hell. I disembark on the morning tide.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@GCholms You are forever the keen observer, Mr. Cholmondely.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 Ignorance does not suit you, James. In the darkest haze of brandy oblivion you are still capable of understanding unvarnished truths.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 He’s certainly larger than a sack of onions. Has Robert grown so much that you can no longer recognize him?

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 The calm surface of a mud puddle asked you for a kiss.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@edko426 Mr. Logout, your words are most kind. I believe our arrival on the western shores depend on the alignment on the sun, moon, the stars and when our good captain stops blowing bubbles in the vast sea that surrounds us.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

I’ll be back.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 @atticus_taboo Clearly, not enough.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 @atticus_taboo I will always be your good hope Mr. Delaney.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@brkn_shadows @SonOfHorace1814 My dear lady, you most certainly asked a question and James seemingly answered it in question form.. stating it was not a question only to infuriate you and tease you without his britches.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@atticus_taboo @SonOfHorace1814 Surely, if James named our floating abode it would be named after some ghoulish specter.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 Of course.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@atticus_taboo Dear Atticus,
No, no. It was me, I remember it quite vividly now. French Bill does love his barnacles. He has taken to braiding the stinking shells throughout his beard. I think James believes us to be near land because of the stench from French Bill. Damn blindfold.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

Dear Atticus,
That hardly seems likely. Robert has informed with me that you are seeking a garden of mermaids. It surely explains why you have grown a coiffure over the only piece of navigational equipment aboard ship. No thank you.
~Lorna

[Atticus @atticus_taboo]

Dear Lorna and Delaney,
How's about you both stop fucking about playing Blind Man's Buff an let old Atticus, an actual fackin navigator take over?

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@atticus_taboo Dear Atticus,
How was I supposed to know what that was?
~Lorna
P.S. Take French Bill with you.

[Lorna Bow-Delaney @horaces3rd]

@SonOfHorace1814 @Flipzi Dear James, I do love a good thrill but the only thing I wish to be exempt from my sailing senses is French Bill’s odiferous stench. Upwind or downwind, it’s not human. If you’re still granting my requests... we’re out of coconuts.