George Cholmondeley

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[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

The only thing more potent than the chemicals I like to ingest is the human imagination. Both are unpredictable, powerful and strange. Combine the two and..
@SonOfHorace1814

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd It looks like heaven to me, dear girl.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@brkn_shadows @SonOfHorace1814 That is a warning for a more sensible man. There are no sensible men here.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@brkn_shadows @SonOfHorace1814 My visage was ravaged by fire, Atticus' face is that of a well-worn boot quite naturally. Equally his talent as a navigator has had us floating around in the Atlantic for over 2 years. So no, I'll never be Atticus, thank fuck.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@SonOfHorace1814 I provide the gunpowder and you the firesteel that lights it. A fair exchange of talents which we can both admire. I still have the face of a melted boot.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@SonOfHorace1814 @horaces3rd It is safe to say it's been a test of endurance for everyone, not least poor Godders, who inadvertently won the "Who has the best beard" contest after several months with no razors. Things are becoming difficult.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@SonOfHorace1814 A bit like the fleas in Godfrey's wigs.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@JayWratten @horaces3rd We've been sailing in circles for two years because Atticus and our captain are permanently pissed on brandy, dear fellow.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @atticus_taboo I do believe that Atticus is himself wedged up the arse of our captain and therefore unlikely to have a useful vantage point Ms Bow. I, on the other hand, may have a use for arse-crack lint...

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd Stand back. There she blows.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@realjimmitchell @SonOfHorace1814 There is an infinite difference between eating shit and talking shit, as you should know, dear boy. Though both result in foetid breath.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @WateryDepths An adventurous palate is a necessity on this ship, that much is true. But unquiet meals make ill digestions. Atticus knows about that too.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @WateryDepths We are lambs in a world of lions I fear. Our enemies will increase tenfold and though Delaney has cut the heads off, like the Hydra they will return...

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @WateryDepths Survival of the bird is the least of our problems, dear lady.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @WateryDepths I'll be your monkey Mrs Delaney. But first we must seek out the lost canary. It seems even the animals aboard have jumped ship.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@mistresswitch @SonOfHorace1814 @horaces3rd @jilletteblue @atticus_taboo We are all adventurers now dear lady. Do not fear for us.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@SonOfHorace1814 Buckets of piss are never a mistake.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

Cursum Perficio. Perhaps when land is in sight I can enjoy the dirt under my feet and a sun that does not scorch me. We are far from land still.

[George Cholmondeley @GCholms]

@horaces3rd @AlexisTuttle @jilletteblue @SonOfHorace1814 I was unfamiliar with the sight of the bare arses of men prior to this journey. I have now seen enough to last me a lifetime.