AtticusFinch79

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

SOCK COP: i'll ask you one last time, WHERE IS MY PARTNER?

DRYER: rot in hell, pig

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

Rest Easy Miranda Morley. You will be sorely missed. 💔

[Rads @_radsy]

[being chased by killer]

ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

[K @UghShh]

If you can't out-weird me, I'm not even interested.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

You know what? I’m just going to eat this entire bag of chips and get it over with.

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@elonmusk Just because you’re an alien doesn’t mean you have to move on account that you’re different than us. Try not calling other people out though. Also, you’re an adult. Since you’re different try having compassion for others that are different too.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Not now bitch, Matlock is on.

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

Groupies line up for JD Vance except they’re all just couches

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@joseph_lilly9 @OccupyDemocrats Replace the dog with Trump and his cult feeding on his shit. Problem solved. ☺️

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@_AnonHater_ Poor Jace and their other kids as well. Now she’s going for classy YouTube videos. Did Duffy shoot this for JE too? 🤭

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@TRUMP4USD @elonmusk What did Trump expose besides his cocktail weenie? His penchants for breaking the law? Or was it his nepotism?

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@VictorscarletJ 🤘🏻

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

*sees a picture of my girlfriend with Goofy at Disneyland* WHO'S THAT GUY?

[tazz @noneofyours99]

Men, if you are bald it's because you are buying the "annual" hair seeds and not the "perennials"

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@1000waystod1e This one is bad. I’m all about the others but this guy was probably homeless.

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over]

Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok?

Him: ya that's fine!

*I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop*

Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

[AtticusFinch79 @AtticusFinch79]

@YK2meArt @OccupyDemocrats @nitisac This is perfect! 😂