🅰️ !

midwesterner

[vo @vanillaopinions]

we should do this every night

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Your vote is confidential. No one, not even your polycule, gets to know how you voted.

[mariana @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[🅰️ ! @atticusmuller]

dudes are insane

[helena hind @cynicalzoomer]

jesse: if i found out my wife secretly voted for harris, "that's the same thing as having an affair... that violates the sanctity of our marriage... that would be D Day"

[Fand @fandtheny]

They’re doing this to me tomorrow at work

[MeltyPlayer (meltyplayer.bsky.social) @MeltyPlayer]

“How delightful, an unopened chest that surely holds some priceless treasure.”

The treacherous mimic:

[pj @pjayevans]

(After laughing with a group of friends) what does everyone think we’ll laugh at next

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Midwest football coach bullies autistic immigrant

[Dre @WhiiteBoiDre]

You know how ridiculous of a lie you have to tell for Trump to break character? lmaoo

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

stop refreshing the 538 and princeton models and go outside. the only people who know the election outcome right now are shotgunning yuenglings in a pittsburgh basement

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Major League Baseball is a perfect sport to introduce a child to because it teaches the lesson that ultimately money and evil prevail

[rex volcano @RexVolcano]

I’ve been alerted that Delaware is 6-0 and College Gameday hasn’t done a FCS game yet, meaning the absolute funniest guest picker imaginable is still in play

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Look at my president dawg I am going to die in the zagros mountains

[Vult @CM147143]

This is what Italian peasants in the 7th century must have felt like, looking at the Roman ruins around them.

[† Phaerakh Salvekhsar the Resolute † @Triarch_Praetor]

>Featherless
>Biped

BEHOLD, A MAN!

[low yield lucy @picotop]

ok so I clicked a phishing email.

and now I’m in trouble for what? being too trusting? too unconditionally loving? too open to the universe’s surprises?

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

I am generally anti-Idiot On The Field, but if you're an Oakland A's fan during the last game at the Colosseum? What're they gonna do, ban you from future Oakland A's games?? Have some beers and take a lap, man. Totally fine.