Andy Vehige

Just an aggie with a taste for the theatre

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov The picture grace submitted for the roast is of her looking at some good wood storage.

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

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[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov You know when a potatoe has been in the cabinet too long and starts growing sprouts?

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

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[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov Ellye strives to have a superior handshake only to compensate for being just a hair taller than lord farquaad.

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov If you see black marks on the curb of the Mcdonalds drive through, heres the culprit.

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov Takes a picture in front of an indoor plant to trick people into thinking she is outside when it's still obvious she has never stepped foot in the sun

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov I would compare being around abbey to working in a foley studio, so many strange noises

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov Wheres a Mizzou sweatshirt to try to cover up the fact that northwest is the only university that would take her

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov You don't know how scared I get everytime drew pulls out his phone and says "Andy I need to show you something"

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov Haley bought her new necklace soley because she was jealous of this dog and his drip

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov I think I was born with big ears because someone knew that I would become friends with Allison someday, it takes a long time for sound to reach from all the way down there to up here when she's talking

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov I have never seen a grown adult look more like an uncomfortable toddler than when Allison is sitting in a chair

[Grace @Lux7544]

@ComedyIncImprov Andy isn’t allowed to work in the field anymore because his coworker mistook him as a stalk of corn and tried to harvest him

[Grace @Lux7544]

@ComedyIncImprov Hey now! All these roasts are focusing on Andy as an Ag major, but he has other things about him! I can’t think of any right now but I’m sure they exist!

[U.S.I.T.T. @ NWMSU @NorthwestUSITT]

@ComedyIncImprov Assistant Shop Supervisor is actually just a longer title for telling Alex no.

[Drew @DrewWalkerJ]

@ComedyIncImprov Spot the difference

[Collin @Collin4077]

@ComedyIncImprov Can someone please tell me WHY when Andy goes to Shooters he looks like an extra in an Off-Broadway version of Grease.

[Andy Vehige @atvehige]

@ComedyIncImprov Safety Alex's primary responsibility is making sure that I do not injure myself doing unsafe stuff, while my primary responsibility is making sure he actually knows how to read a ruler