August

LakeShow/☘️/Go Birds DH

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

No shade but what the fuck were all the politicians before Mandani doing??? It was this easy to do shit this whole time????

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

That’s between you and ya employer ma’am

[Sean Hurd @seanahurd]

I put Olivia Miles highlights over Superfly by Curtis Mayfield and something magical happened… 🥽

[Sam Martin @SamMartinFPL]

Best name of a Greyhound I’ve ever seen.

[Cherchez La Femme @FrankieVtotheD]

“Enes Kanter used to be one of my favorite players”

Is a sentence I would say to prove I have been kidnapped

[Tonk @tonka2tonk]

@WrestleClips Nobody could tell me WWE was fake back then 😭

[EL🦅 @thisiselliz]

Seal did this for a fucking Batman movie, mind you.

[Jostein Hauge @haugejostein]

This is how the Nazis talked about the Jews in the late 1920s.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

These are concentration camps, and the people held in them are being starved, beaten, raped, and deprived of medical attention. This is barbaric but not much different from how all prisons are operated in this country. Nobody deserves to be subjected to this treatment.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This ain’t got anything to do with NYC lmao he just wanted to hang out

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

I didn’t see a single hit story like this while he was at Barca, but now he’s back at United…

[The Cannabis Farmer 🌱 🇺🇸 @PLegalization]

If you tried to do this with booze you’d end up hospitalized.

[August @au_gosses]

Laporte gonna come. Cuti a smokescreen.

[Maxi @MaxiYTBasket]

Pero en estados unidos que se piensan que es Ferrán Torres que lo tienen paseando por todos lados? Jahakjsjsjsjj estoy llorando

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

What makes Ronaldinho sacrifice Sir Alex Ferguson’s ready-made project and take a risk on a Barcelona side that was falling apart both sporting-wise and financially?

What makes Thierry Henry leave Arsenal behind and come to Barcelona?

What makes Mascherano pay out of his own pocket to complete his move?

What makes Coutinho rebel against Liverpool?

What makes Lewandowski leave Bayern Munich for Barcelona?

What makes Koundé turn Chelsea down and come after a single phone call from Xavi?

What makes Gündoğan reject offers from everyone and accept a salary that was significantly lower?

What makes Flick wait and choose a team whose previous season had ended without a single trophy?

What makes Joan García choose the harder decision and move to Barcelona, turning everyone else down?

What makes Suárez, Neymar and Rodri choose Barcelona over Real Madrid?

This badge is everyone’s dream. 💙❤️

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

- Le quito la capitanía a Ter Stegen
- Le digo a Araujo que no iba a jugar
- Le jodio las vacaciones a Frenkie
- 6 títulos en dos años y va a por más

Leyenda del club.

[Football news @Laborta1889]

🚨💰 Ronald Araújo’s departure has freed up around €20 million on Barcelona’s wage bill.

A significant financial boost that gives the club more room to operate in the transfer market. 👀🔵🔴

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

The rules we used is girls can blow. Guys have to use their fingers.

[UserFarFrombroke @CampNou2Oakland]

@Ravens @FerranTorres20 Nico Williams change this nigga life