Aubree Wendle

And if you still cannot see the positives, Then you're just not looking my way

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

Tragedy turned to triumph when @JimmyMowery took the stage.
https://t.co/rFuXdKRgDC

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Wow ok I feel exposed.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(419): Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.

(419): Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

I got drunk because I'm too stressed out but now I'm stressed out because too drunk. DAMN.

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Jeff & I decided to watch all of @LeoDiCaprio’s movie. Tonight is Marvin’s room. We’re pretty smart.

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

One week til I move! 💃🏽 #byebyebeachhouseyoufucker

[KDKA @KDKA]

HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE: The Pittsburgh @Penguins will hold their "Hockey is for Everyone" game tomorrow night against the San Jose Sharks at @PPGPaintsArena. "We support any teammate, coach, or fan who brings heart, energy and passion to the rink." https://t.co/on6rTPcZFo

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Im so tired this morning I went to put on socks... over my socks. 😴

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

7 shifts in 6 days straight. Also chemistry test. Also english paper. Also packing & moving. Also dieting & exercising.
Also dying.

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Cheat day = Oreo mcflurry & fries. 🤤

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Studying for chemistry when all your friends are at your husband's show. 👎🏽

[Netflix @netflix]

.@YouNetflix is kinda awkward when you remove Joe’s voiceover

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

@zeebiznessbitch I will miss your yearly visits tho! But happy for you!!!

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Welp here we go...again. #TheOC #bingewatch
#legitwannachangemylastnametocohen

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Spent the majority of my sunday morning hungover in bed, ordering over $200 in grocery delivery from my phone. If that's not what makes america great I don't what is. #instacart

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

@steVdaus Oh girl I'll meet ya at the end of season 1, gimmie a few days. @alleyshook join the journey?

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

🗣🗣🗣

Public service announcement: shaving your legs drunk is not a good idea. Current 3 Band-Aids deep.

#themoreyouknow
#solidgoldtweets

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

And shoe commercials!

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

I feel like I should have more followers on here.
I’m pretty funny guys, you’re missing out on some real golden tweet treats here. Stay tuned, you’ll see. #FolloMe #follobackforfolloback
Am I doing this right?

[Aubree Wendle @aubree_]

Pro tip for when searching for a new home.

If the possible new neighbor has a confederate flag in the front yard.....that’s a hard pass.