auburn chason

diet coke stan

[auburn chason @aubschason]

idk what to even say about parenthood except that Marlowe falls asleep so well to watermelon sugar and that’s my bad

[auburn chason @aubschason]

I have never felt pain like my extra toasty cheez its being too far out of reach while I’m nursing

[auburn chason @aubschason]

I love the whiplash of a group message bc one minute someone’s updating us on the health of a relative and we’re all saying we’re praying & the next thing you know there’s a picture of one of the friends with his face photoshopped onto Britney Spears’s body in the Slave 4 U video

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

she get prettier every time i look at her

[auburn chason @aubschason]

be for real

[Wes McAdams @wesmcadams]

Regardless of how people respond, being kind and respectful is always the right choice.

[Wes McAdams @wesmcadams]

Thank God for the rude and unkind people in your life! They may be the only ones providing you with an opportunity to turn the other cheek, love your enemies, and overcome evil with good. You’re able to practice and improve your discipleship because of them.

[auburn chason @aubschason]

“I’m gonna wait down in the corner. Absolutely sling some threes. Yam on LeBron in the meantime. I might end up with twelve points.”

-@BlaineChason

[champ heaggans @champwroteit]

The homies and I debated.

You get 1 year and 1 million dollars to get in the best shape of your life.

Once you’ve completed the transformation, you get to play 40 minutes in an NBA game and you get 5 million if you score a point.

Would you be able to score?

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Part of the greatest commandment Christ gave to his disciples is to “love your neighbor.”

Not control your neighbor.
Not mock your neighbor.
Not shame your neighbor.
Not dehumanize your neighbor.
Not demonize your neighbor.
Not defeat your neighbor.

Love your neighbor.

[auburn chason @aubschason]

convinced there is nothing more rewarding than scaring a group of teenage boys

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Remember, we are supposed to be love’s heroes, not its bouncers. Sadly, some of us have become so distracted trying to straighten everybody else out that we have swerved off the road.

[auburn chason @aubschason]

hbd to pootie pants the guard dog

[auburn chason @aubschason]

@hapurvis I got ours at consignment!

[auburn chason @aubschason]

I know this is not necessarily a big accomplishment, but we bought a stroller, and that fact delights me.

[auburn chason @aubschason]

@therealjslimsy I summoned you

[auburn chason @aubschason]

imagine being named Jonah

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

With all this talk of “men needing to be men,” just imagine how Jesus would be treated for washing feet, for weeping, for being single, for riding a donkey instead of a horse, for loving his enemies rather than fighting them, and for telling people to put their swords away. 🧵

[auburn chason @aubschason]

@laznbaby I have been on the prowl to see these since you tweeted about them