Audrey Gage

Oye with the poodles already

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

recap of this Rangers-Astros series so far

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

@AutographOfLove @JustinThomas34 100% ! Grant would be the one ultra-confident in his abilities and say 6 minutes and I would be 🤨 gotta love that Schroeder confidence haha.

[Gowans @tootsdeville]

All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Win over the No. 1 team + Coach Fisher's birthday.

What a night 👏

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Moving story about an Afghan interpreter the US left behind (even though he began efforts to leave in 2012) -- and then the desperate effort by the American soldiers who had worked with him to get him and his family to safety: https://t.co/OeXLLDpkJi

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Parks and Recreation’ star Joe Biden has been cast as President of the United States.

He will replace ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump.

(Source: @cnnbrk)

[Billy Liucci @billyliucci]

Aggies will take the win (especially considering what an L would have meant) but that was an ugly, concerning season-opener. Bama, Florida and MSU up next. Lot of work to do in College Station.

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

Seriously excited about this. See ya later 👋🏼

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

#PresYoung announces his retirement as president of #TAMU, effective May 31, 2021: https://t.co/QJj3XiCYpc

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Tony Romo teaching his sons football is truly as good as it gets

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

@chicchickeats What’s the update on this? Doesn’t seem like there’s been any progress in 6 months.

[Brett McGurk @brett_mcgurk]

Here’s how this scene was viewed live in Australia. One of America’s closest and most dependable allies. Rendered speechless. Just watch.

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

Two thumbs up for this Netflix comedy special. Binged all three episodes. My favorite watch of quarantine and believe me, I’ve watched a lot 🥴

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

What was on the chalkboard in our Law School Magic episode? Alyssa Cross has figured it out. THE LAW = TRUTH. #MiddleditchAndSchwartz

[natalie ☻ @natmartinezzz]

Just tried to respond to someone with “all good” or “no worries” and instead what came out was “all worries,” which coincidentally is the best description of me at any given moment.

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

@eherrema15 I take back everything I previously said about Hannah Ann. She freakin’ killed it tonight 👑

[Audrey Gage @audgiraffe]

@eherrema15 Barb is so psycho it’s physically painful to watch 🥴🥴

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

eleven be looking real different in s4

[Brian Cantor @cantorpedia]

Final #Grammys thoughts:

Billie Eilish is a special artist who had an absolutely special year. Her sweep feels right.

Camila, Billie, HER & Demi had the most resonant performances, but there were several other strong/effective ones. Only a few that stunk.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

thinking of eleven elevens

[💥 @punsfornuns]

Friend 1: getting married
Friend 2: bought a house
Me: