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[Ali B @alipalliB]

@JamieBonkiewicz

[F. @fawnellaa]

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic middle aged male?

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

a diarrhea plague and a killer heat wave while we’re doing a Middle East war, the emperor’s army is killing people in the streets, and everyone outside the palace is facing an affordability famine — we’re in the middle of one of those apocalyptic Biblical prophecies

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans are more upset about a child watching a drag show than a child watching her dad getting murdered in front of her.

[Covie @covie_93]

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

“They should have just complied!”

They did and they got killed anyway.

“They should have just obeyed the law.”

They were and they got killed anyway.

“They should have come here legally!”

They did and they got killed anyway.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

WE paid the tariffs but the businesses get the refunds. As long as I live, I’ll never understand why millions of Americans voted to get fucked over by this child-raping piece of shit.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

Spotted in Philadelphia, powerful 💙

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[curt @casbeataol]

If you jump out of an unmarked car with a mask over your face and a gun in your hand and you run towards the front of my car I will run you over! I don’t know who the fuck you are and you’ve got a gun pointed at me! My only choice to survive is to kill you first.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Three years ago I sued @PatrickByrne for lying about me. He claimed that I took a bribe and committed treason. He implied I was in some part responsible for the Hamas attack of October 7th.

His lies caused real damage and endangered my family.

On Friday I was awarded $1.7M in punitive damages by a Reagan-appointed federal judge. The court determined that everything he said about me was a complete fiction.

For those of you who don’t know Patrick Byrne, he is the former Overstock CEO who lost control of his company when it became public he was sleeping with convicted Russian agent Maria Butina. He is the man who was in the Oval Office with Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell leading up to the January 6th insurrection.

He is a clownish footnote in history. But his lies travel far and wide. He is a fraud who did the bidding of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon.

This isn’t the first defamation case brought against Byrne, and it won’t be the last. Even after losing, he is still doing it.

He continues to tell his audience he has “three dynamite voicemails” and a former federal agent whose testimony confirms his story. Byrne had three years to bring that evidence to court. He never produced it. The voicemails he did produce, the court found, “do not mention a bribe, implicate contemporaneous involvement in any illegal scheme by Plaintiff, or otherwise independently corroborate Defendant’s story.” The former federal agent Byrne relied on, John Moynihan, gave sworn testimony that contradicted him. The FBI agent Byrne claimed had backed him up denied it under oath.

Those are not my findings. Those are the findings of a federal court. And nothing prevents Byrne from releasing the voicemails he keeps promising his audience. He never has, because the court has already listened to what he produced and found they prove nothing.

Patrick will try not pay this judgment. He didn’t pay the $34,969 the court ordered six months ago either. His strategy is delay. Fire the lawyer. Skip the hearing. File nonsense with courts that have already ruled. Repeat the lie on Alex Jones while the clock runs.

He is not a whistleblower or a spy. He is a man who got played by a Russian intelligence asset, lost his company over it, and has been performing a spy fantasy on the internet ever since.

He is a coward who wouldn’t even show up in court to face me. He is hiding in Dubai, where he fled during my case to avoid being deposed, and told the court a story about a Venezuelan hit squad to explain it.

He will run from this judgment the same way he ran from my trial. Fine. Every defamatory statement is a new lawsuit. I have as much time as he has words.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I'm sorry. Are we a fucking monarchy? Since WHEN do ELECTED seats go to next of kin in America???

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Bobby Fakename, Esq. @BobFakeNameEsq]

Appointing Lindsey Graham’s sister — who by any metric is woefully unqualified— is genuinely fucking insane. Being a senator is not a lordship. He wasn’t the goddamn Lord of Riverrun. Why can’t Republicans be serious about anything?

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Today I had an appointment with a woman that was supposed to be my new psych doctor. I informed her of my decade old ADHD diagnosis. Her face seemed to turn sour a bit but I continued on. I told her when I was in grade school I was in the gifted program. Her face turned even more so I decided to step off the soapbox of my life’s greatest hits for a moment to let her say what her face clearly is trying to.

I paused long enough for her to deem it appropriate to interject:

[𝒥𝒶𝓂𝒾 @audiblyannoyed]

i’ve been debating on watching the little house on the prairie reboot because i love the original so much…….. I guess i’ll give it a chance

[Devon Herrmann @dj_herrm]

@Criminalsimpson Close your eyes, Marge.