Audit Jokes

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Why doesn't @Madonna mind about small differences in her financial statements? ...... Because she's living in a material world #audit #jokes

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What did the accountant do when his caps lock stuck? He capitalised everything #audit #joke

[Raef Meeuwisse @RaefMeeuwisse]

Q: How many #GDPR consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Unfortunately, I can't tell you. The data subjects involved in the experiment did not consent for the information to be released to any 3rd parties.
What I can say is that it was very, very expensive.
#GDPRjokes

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@fakeaccountants Can you please fax us your fax number? Unfortunately we were unable to find you in the Yellow Pages. Are you under Fake Accountants or Accountants, Fake?

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Congratulations @Makelta for being our 300th follower. You may be Finnish but we've barely even started #twitter

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#auditgoals https://t.co/CeFvGHTlwI

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@mg7990 @fakeaccountants @andrewaholloway Our office address will be on our website which is currently under renovation. Thanks for your patience

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@fakeaccountants @andrewaholloway @mg7990 Sorry wasn't busy just not plugged in, got it from China but has a Chinese plug, will keep you updated on the progress

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@fakeaccountants @andrewaholloway Brilliant thanks. I think our fax number is in the Yellow Pages @mg7990

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@fakeaccountants @andrewaholloway Our practices are dated and traditional so don't think we'd be a good fit #badfit #nothanks #thanksanyway #twitter

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@fakeaccountants @andrewaholloway Pleased to hear this #Fake Modern, innovative firms are the future

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Why did the group auditor increase the scope for the audit of the 🍀subsidiary? Their assets have been Dublin and Dublin #joke #audit #Dublin

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@chrismorrisbits @Rossco1876

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.@ACCAMalaysia @AccountingMY_ @miaconnect1967 @themicpa "Borang" means "form" in Malay for any non-Bahasa Melayu speaking followers

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Why didn't the Malaysian accountant fill in any forms? He found them Borang #jokes @ACCAMalaysia @AccountingMY_ @miaconnect1967 @themicpa

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Why was the accountant so pleased to see the back of SSAP21? It's given her a new lease of life #accounting #jokes #FRS102

[Suzanne M. Bump @auditorarchive]

#TFW you realize you need better #InternalControls. https://t.co/WcjwxK2sg0 #Oscars #Envelopegate @auditjokes

[What's On Glasgow @WhatsOnGlasgow]

.@GlasgowComedy: Join @ComedyRay and hear about what it was like growing up with deaf parents. @StandGlasgow
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@Nigel_Farage @UKIP apparently we have to call them "non-controlling interests" these days #PoliticalCorrectness #GoneMad @paulnuttallukip

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Why did the accountant have to wait in a long line for a cab? There were deferred taxis #joke #audit

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@MassAuditor who is Hanson's favourite State Auditor? Suzanne MMM Bump @hansonmusic #InternationalJokeDay