I'm currently watching the Eric Andre Show and this guy might seriously be one of the biggest lolcows of all time. It's seriously crashout after crashout with this guy and the "show" he hosts. Why hasn't YouTube commentary covered this yet it seems like an absolute gold mine.
Choose Duff. Choose a dental plan. Choose a job at the nuclear power plant. Choose drinking at Moe's Tavern and wondering who the fuck you are on a Friday evening. Choose sitting on the couch watching Krusty the Clown, stuffing your fucking face with donuts. Choose life.