Joshua Doyle

Father of two, BC boy working in Montreal. Long-suffering Canucks fan. All tweets should be read with /sarcasm/ filter activated.

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

At the airport & someone's using the pay phone next to me. I thought it was art.

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

Haven't posted on here in a while, so:
- fuck Trump
- fuck Musk
- fuck Putin
- fuck Zuck

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

Watching Lu hoist that Cup

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@DownGoesBrown My kid was freaking out

[Did The Oilers Win? @DidOilersWin]

No

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

BOBBY LU. STANLEY CUP CHAMPION.

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@wyshynski Fucking up the rig would be the most NHL thing ever

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more

[David Cay Johnston @DavidCayJ]

As a father of eight, I think this is by far the best @nytimes letter to the editor today.

[Tom Andrews @0bj3ctivity]

"All subtypes of dementia, irrespective of patients’ previous dementia types, behaved like rapidly progressive dementia following COVID-19, according to the Journal of Alzheimer’s Disease Reports"

https://t.co/RAiTLN8pY9

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

“Gun deaths among America’s kids rose 50% in the last two years, according to a new Pew Research Center report. More children and teens were killed by guns in 2021 than in any year since 1999, the first year the CDC began tracking the data.” https://t.co/Nr8SwcKH9C

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@gallenwilbanks Nope

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@passittobulis We never get to have any fun

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@drewdyck @StephenKing It's also "on the third day" not "after three days".

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@TSNSteve You want respect? Don't get blown out.

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@Cookie_BigRick @crampell Where did this change - was the statistic collection modified? The report compares rates of those under 18, so just wondering if I missed something in the reading.

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@PeteBlackburn I kinda love it…

[Joshua Doyle @audoyle]

@PatriotesLax @QuaiNetwork lol