Audra Hastings

wife & dog mom • content creator & strategist • BU alumna • avid online shopper • pasta & Prosecco enthusiast • part-time beach bum

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

The ACCURACY.

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

😭😭😭

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

Yo this is TOO accurate 😂😭

[IsaiahG @IsaiahG_AAP]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s link in November”

[august mcginnity @AugustMcGinnity]

No one told me that adulthood is really just about trying to visit all of your friends who aren’t all in one place anymore

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

If she didn’t want to be seen at her ex’s event, couldn’t she have just… not gone?

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

#DONDA #BALENCIAGA

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

.@SpiritAirlines I was on hold with customer service (see photo) for TWO HOURS when the line suddenly hung up on me two minutes later. I understand you’re dealing with staffing shortages, but this is straight up disrespectful. Please DM me so we can resolve this. 3/3

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

.@SpiritAirlines I’ve been traveling back and forth between MYR and BDL for weeks now with no problems, but this week, you’ve been a huge disappointment. 1/3

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

.@SpiritAirlines my flight yesterday was cancelled after a multiple hour long delay, so I was rebooked on a flight today. Woke up a few hours ago to the news that THAT flight was cancelled too. So, I called to try to rebook again. 2/3

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

the britney stuff has always been shady but being deemed too unfit to control your own medical decisions while simultaneously being deemed fit enough that you CAN be forced to work to make your conservators bucketloads of money is making me incandescent with rage

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

#FreeBritney #FreeBritney #FreeBritney #FreeBritney

[E! News @enews]

Britney Spears is finally having her voice heard: Here's everything she had to reveal about her conservatorship during today's hearing. https://t.co/jMIAYgwcHI

[Candice Thompson @jokesbyCandice]

The fact that it takes 20 min to burn 200 calories but also only takes 20 min to eat 1200 calories is something we should all speak to the manager about

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

@mmMaiTai YESSS preach girl! Get those lashes and treat yo self! 🙌🏼

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

People in the gym without music are training to kill their enemies

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Who needs labels?? #LoveIsLove

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

Love a delayed red eye flight to put a bitter end to an otherwise amazing Vegas trip. (Lookin’ at you, @JetBlue) #GetMeHomePLEASE

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

@carpeBRIem Cheers to your next chapter! 🥂 The best is yet to come!

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

Ahh, gotta love sore throat szn (AKA luden’s cough drop poppin’ szn).

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

Andrew and me while I change our South Carolina home decor shopping list for the one millionth time:

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

The Weeknd’s halftime performance felt more like the Sunday Scaries to me. #SuperBowl

[Audra Hastings @audra829]

✨this✨ = the gen Z version of this ~this~

Can’t convince me otherwise.