audrey

“If I am occasionally a little over-dressed I make up for it by being immensely over-educated.” - Oscar Wilde // she/her

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

🗣️ if you’re in college/grad school, you should be networking in addition to doing coursework. If you think of “networking” as a yucky word, unlearn that, because meritocracy does not exist.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli XCX spotted listening to herself in LA.

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

she’s in a hotel room the size of a banquet hall. they in the street doing yoga and they tryna convince people that they’re the victims in anyway…by

[Aaron Lee, composer @MusicOfLee]

Tema con variazioni

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy Birthday, Fiona! Today is all about princess Fiona! It’s hard to believe that 7 years ago today she crashed into our lives! There was so much uncertainty & fear when she was born so small & early but she proved everyone wrong and secured a permanent place in all our hearts!

[sprig |🫐 @sprigopine]

A message from my own mother to give you in detail what happened:

[sprig |🫐 @sprigopine]

Toyota (yes, the car company) is responsible for my dad’s sudden death. They’re not who you think they are. If you think they care for their employees, you’re wrong. They’re just numbers.

A thread. 🧵
Yes, I’m exposing my personal issues. But I’m sick of staying quiet.

[Slimin’ Phoenix @JustInNotOut]

There goes my entire day! Down the drain! Never to return!!

[audrey @audreyap99]

gonna get real annoying about deftones rn

[Path @PathfinderFacts]

Did he spray himself with a truth serum why the fuck did he say that

[Ligeti4Life - Piano Memes @Ligeti4Life]

Most men's "hear me out" is the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen.

My "hear me out" is Milton Babbitt's solo piano output.

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

You can tell she’s from North Carolina because she has the breathtaking, superlunary beauty you only see in friendly hostesses at The Flying Biscuit, home of the Pancake Taco, located in the heart of Raleigh

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

You could say I’m an ally

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee