princess and the hot cheeto

(she/her) ✨ if you’re reading this, be kind to yourself! ✨

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

i slept on a hot cheeto once and woke up with scoliosis

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

i don’t know all da rules, i’m just the giant rat who makes them

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

how does the ‘speed limit unless posted otherwise’ sign feel… when it’s always posted otherwise 😔

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

in a depressive slump and just sobbed for an hour, so now i’m reading all my tweets trying to connect to how funny and girl boss i am.

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@KittenMonster25 I’d date unhinged kira

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@KittenMonster25 UNHINGEEEDDD

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

the automatic toilet has flushed THRICE whilst i still sit upon it 🥲

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

like me now? meet me one large dr pepper and a chai tea later and i’m despicable

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@thunderbird1905 @JaiyeKasai …i read “Jack Black”

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

added something to the to-do list after already doing it just so i could cross it off

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@_premiumcocoa_ You’ll be safe at my wedding

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

you ever crack your neck and you’re like MMM YEP and you realize why you’ve been cranky for 3 days ?

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

my roommate and her bf are literally chasing each other around the apartment. they do this like twice a week. whatever keeps that spark alive ig🤷🏻‍♀️

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@jacobspidey63 💜thanos💜

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

i think… i think thanos was my doordasher. 😳

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

Say it aGAIN, GIRL😤👏🏻

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@jacobspidey63 👀👀👀👀

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

the wild kratt brothers were my first loves 😤

[Dylan the Human @Dylanstromo]

@teejslipko These legends.

[princess and the hot cheeto @audreyhansenn]

@chanellmilan Because 789

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare