madame wormbrain

fan account for audrey’s inner thoughts

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

is riz just charisma ?

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

merv: “rice is basically just like putting a bunch of maggots in your mouth”

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[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

coming into my jalapeño phase

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just kidding i think it might be too phallic, are there any other suggestions for the larger structure? I’m thinking making Earth? Or something more off the wall - like Barney?? Big Red?

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

what if i made a gigantic vape statue out of the thousands of discarded vapes lying around Bowling Green and put it in the middle of campus

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the audacity police needs to come and lock my mother up

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

Brain left, brain right. Brain wants to fight.
Make love, not war. What are they anymore.
Do this, do that. Pray you don’t go splat.
Eat meat, eat rice. Only ponder the price.
Shave up, pluck down. But hair will always be brown.
Be me, be you, but be who.

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

Birth mark, marked with a covenant. I’ve stumbled, walked, and roamed. Each day is another, each moment - a chance. To be living, not just live. To be loving, not just.
Moments mean the world. I’m made of them and I make them and I will continue to be made.

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

First, there was a family. Well, the family is constant, but it started with them. I was born. My mom says I used to laugh at every little thing around me. Then, we moved. Then, we moved again. Now I’m choosing to move myself and laughing where I can.

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

guys stop *petting* your pets and start *massaging* them. you’ll thank me later.

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Suffragette Christmas card from the Women's Social and Political Union, 1909, UK #WomensArt

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

secretly hoping somebody gets me a sudoku book for Christmas

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

why did my email put my tax refund in my junk folder…

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what if??? who’s gonna ask questions???? nobody, that’s who. mind ya damn business, KA house.

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

what if i openly cried on my walk home

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if i was a young adult novelist, i would write an angsty teen saying “the only thing i gave my mother was gestational diabetes” when referring to their relationship with their mother

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

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@trythebuffer I saw Tom Petty in a dreamscape and he told me I wasn’t rock enough to sing his songs

[madame wormbrain @audreyplesc]

if you have a cool dream and you don’t tell anyone about it, did you even dream it at all?