Joel

Probably Spider-Man | 𐓏𐓘𐓻𐓘𐓻𐓟 (Osage) |
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[Joel @trythebuffer]

A few of you have asked, so here's thread of all my appearances, interviews, and places I've been quoted (that I know of) for Killers of the Flower Moon!

Will update as more come out :)

[Joel @trythebuffer]

You know Saleh is a good hire when these guys are the only ones hating on it

[Joel @trythebuffer]

So amped about the Saleh news that I might crack open the Quran I got for free

[Joel @trythebuffer]

THANK YOU @BrettKollmann

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Titans are hiring #49ers DC Robert Saleh as their new HC, per @AdamSchefter.

[Joel @trythebuffer]

He knows that the United States exists because a boat landed here, right?

...right?

[Nick Schifrin @nickschifrin]

NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

[Joel @trythebuffer]

Do you think that Riley Gaines had visions of drinking whole milk on Twitter when she tied for fifth place in that race?

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

Nutrition shouldn’t be controversial. It’s common sense. #DrinkWholeMilk

[Joel @trythebuffer]

In what universe did that call decide the game?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bills HC Sean McDermott called reporter @JaySkurski from the team plane on the way back from Denver:

“That play is not even close. That’s a catch all the way. I sat in my locker and I looked at it probably 20 times, and nobody can convince me that that ball is not caught and in possession of Buffalo.”

His full back-and-forth comments here:

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

Mike McCarthy should just so obviously be the hire for the Titans.

While I would personally prefer McDaniel, McCarthy has everything. Connections in the building. Winning resume. Experience with young QBs.

It’s so simple, but nothing is easy with this team

[Joel @trythebuffer]

@TomPelissero Get this AI bullshit outta my face, Tom

[Joel @trythebuffer]

Marvin Mims got pegged by the camera 💀

[Joel @trythebuffer]

I think he has a real shot someday, but I feel like he makes the most sense as the running mate for a nominee like AOC right now

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

ANDY BESHEAR to Politico

“Democratic primary voters are going to be, number one, focused on electability. Who do we believe has the best chance of beating J.D. Vance?”

Beshear said that’s him. “I’m a guy who has won three straight statewide elections in a Trump plus-30 state.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When Karoline Leavitt gets what she deserves, I hope it’s televised

[Joel @trythebuffer]

I will never understand the post-show humiliation ritual that awards show hosts put themselves through

[Variety @Variety]

Nikki Glaser reveals a joke about Brad Pitt didn’t make it into her #GoldenGlobes monologue:

“Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in ‘F1’ tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life. And Brad, you were so good I was almost convinced that you’ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don’t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time there.”

https://t.co/g3hNwF3D0b

[Joel @trythebuffer]

Does Shakira Austin know she's on live television? 😭

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bears HC Ben Johnson when he was hired: “To be quite frank with you, I kinda enjoyed beating Matt LaFleur twice a year.”

The Bears beat Green Bay twice this season.

[Joel @trythebuffer]

@titansfilmroom Starting out as Super Bowl contenders and having a winning culture are great, but they haven't won more than one playoff game in a season since they won the super bowl over a decade ago & he's faced player mutinies and fired coordinators. Don't get me wrong though- I'm intrigued.

[Joel @trythebuffer]

I'm gonna be honest: I don't really get the Harbaugh hype. He's neither an offensive nor defensive coach and he's faced multiple mutinies from players. It's a big name, but what has he done in recent memory without elite coordinators that makes him THE guy?

[Justin Graver @titansfilmroom]

Titans head coach power rankings based on reported interviews/interest:

ALL IN
John Harbaugh
Mike McDaniel
Mike McCarthy

AS ALL IN AS I CAN BE FOR A FIRST TIMER
Chris Shula
Jeff Halfley

I’M INTRIGUED!
Kevin Stefanski
Kliff Kingsbury
Robert Saleh
Vance Joseph

I’M LESS INTRIGUED…
Matt Nagy
Arthur Smith
Raheem Morris
Jesse Minter

NOT ACTUALLY A SERIOUS CANDIDATE
Jason Garrett
Steve Spagnuolo
Lou Anarumo
Mike McCoy

[Joel @trythebuffer]

@Bishop_270 Granted, but that's also how the bad ones got theirs. My point isn't that he can't pick a good coordinator, it's that he has to hit home runs on both sides of the ball. And when he does make great hires, those elite coordinators take head coaching jobs and the cycle repeats.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

The MAGA accounts defending this body cam footage reveal them to be either bloodthirsty monsters who love to murder lib women or the biggest pussies in history who are deathly afraid of a Honda Pilot going 3 miles an hour. Do not see an in between

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?