AudreySmithl

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@MetaLadies_ My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!

@connardbrestois

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@bod_republic Now you just want to scold me, that means you don't understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

@Raquel_doHoran

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@GhostCoollector Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory.

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@garyvee Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

@kali75958228

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

having so much fun with the Doodles discord

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@yerimua Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

[tu bratz favorita @yerimua]

Esto fue lo que tuve que haber hecho cuando tenia 18🥹💕

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@bod_republic Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

@WycoffK

[Holly Preston @hollylyndsay86]

@bod_republic Love you hate me as long as I miss you, I'm just a clown in my world.

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@bod_republic Obey the law, be a good citizen, but not necessarily a good person.

@modahero1

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@TheBabylonBee The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@elonmusk Are you willing to live a life that can last 1,000 years, or 10 lives that can last 100 years?

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Behind every guy is a pair of strong and lasting hands.

@Jonjonn79179510

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@elonmusk Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I dig my grave deep enough, maybe it comes out other side of Earth 🤔

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@KingJames Brother is a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

@ashleigh93

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Landed, hit the road and definitely thought I was back in Ohio. Weather in LA is insane! I’m used to this but I know people here ain’t for sure! Roads is crazy

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

@Faithlessed1 LUL

[AudreySmithl @AudreySmithl]

nohomo hello