Audrey

she/they, 23, butch

[Rebecca Baumann @arkhamlibrarian]

Oh my god oh my fuck

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

SEE YA - https://t.co/GfqwqHX2Xw ADMIN

[Audrey @audreysocks]

@DrDocuments The wet lettuce did indeed win

[🏁SKA DOG 🏁 @MaxiSkaTaxi]

Biblically accurate ska band

[Audrey @audreysocks]

@camerobradford East of Eden by John Steinbeck! It's in my top three favorite books

[Nina Gomez @ninaaagomez]

Current situation: searching through Wiki How articles for instructions on how to catch a mf break

[Audrey @audreysocks]

@jduffyrice Santa Clarita Diet was absolutely fantastic! I go rewatch it regularly

[Audrey @audreysocks]

@hellotefi Asjsksj my scorpio sun wanting to be mysterious and aloof but my pisces moon stepping in with the sensitivity

[Morgan M Page @morganmpage]

The painting is protected by glass, so everyone can calm down. It's a great attention-grabbing scene — within the context of galleries that are funded by BP and other oil interests.

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

snuggle addicts be like “just ten more minutes 🥺”

[Lindsay Sleeper @LindsayPNewton]

I never thought I would change my name when I got married— I was the first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family and I’m very proud of that. But, when presented with the opportunity to say “Hi, I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist,” I just couldn’t pass it up!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://t.co/bZHQHmexaR

[🍒 Sergle 🍒 find me on Bluesky! @serglesinner]

FOR REAL everyone should be more straightforward abt the fact that jack black is sexy. because he IS

[Puppi Love @ThePuppiLove]

Accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay. Everyone stay inside

[Audrey @audreysocks]

@stolencvsplate You don't need to be so loud about it!!

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

For classical guitar. I assume you need to pluck the note and then sprint toward the audience

[Audrey @audreysocks]

My bestie and I are getting ready to see each other for the first time in over six years... we're going to be so annoying