If you’re looking for an airline that cancels your flight and moves it back 24 hours later and has no other flights to choose from on that day look no further than @JetBlue !! They also charge you $25 dollars to talk to customer support on the phone!
My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”