audrey

lover of people, places, and things - she/her

[audrey @audryxwg]

trying to get somewhere that takes 25 minutes in 10 minutes? That’s called a New York Minute baby

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I think he’s ready.

[Chris Albon @chrisalbon]

This is still the best AI ever generated

Salmon jumping in a river

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

god i wish this was me so fucking bad

[mister employed again @Forever_Wario]

SISYPHUS: what’s up guys today we’re making another attempt at getting boulder to 100% of summit. My current record is 98% but I’ve come up with a new strategy that might get us–Wow, magnes just donated 50 free subs, can we get some laurels in the chat for magnes

[audrey @audryxwg]

every month i learn a new term in san francisco and i hate it. may gray, june gloom, no sky july, fogust…just be honest and tell me we’re constantly in spring

[audrey @audryxwg]

my letterboxd friends! i wrote a review for mission impossible rogue nation and it gets you in trouble with the imf 👀

[audrey @audryxwg]

rebranding my crying at movies as “moved to tears” much more grown up and sophisticated now, (doing the shakey gasp where you try to breathe in between sobs)

[audrey @audryxwg]

i love that in the disney live action remakes they have to give a new song to someone and usually it’s the prince bc they don’t sing in the originals and it’s also the worst song you ever heard

[audrey @audryxwg]

just asking for a friend, during a zoom video preview where i’m fixing my hair before i go into the meeting can anyone see that. again, asking for a friend

[audrey @audryxwg]

biking home with the boys (a group of 40 year old men who let me go in front of them on the hill and teach me new hand signals but also bike like cars can’t kill them)

[audrey @audryxwg]

signing my thank you cards with “warmest wishes” and meaning it every single time

[audrey @audryxwg]

in my moby dick era (learning how to crochet so i can make the NPS crocheted halibut)

[audrey @audryxwg]

newest barry episode has desperado by the eagles in it…from the chords i knew…this is my crossover event of the century

[audrey @audryxwg]

taking the non-rapid bus to work because i have work-life balance 😌 (i want to listen to music and look outside)

[audrey @audryxwg]

if downtown sf is such a ghost town then why am i crammed on a bus full of fidi men who clearly do not know to hold their backpacks instead of wearing them and taking up even more space than needed

[audrey @audryxwg]

the way to my heart is letting me get my full 8 hours of sleep and talking to me in a gentle tone

[Mattie 🐛💕 @muttzone]

i saw this last night and it made me super emotional

[audrey @audryxwg]

me and my emotional support gatorade