Augie Hernandez

chicken wing connoisseur

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

Who’s gonna take one for the team and take that $65k loan we’re all getting a phone call for?

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

Good DJ’s don’t need big production or pyro so we’ll see that at Tomorrowland

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

@AEW Siento mucha alegria ver esto ser mexicano-estadounidense

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

@Eddie_lifts @quesadaaa_ Not broke yet, not paying for that blue check mark for 118 followers

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

It’s Time to go “OutOfThisWorld” 👽🚀🔥The Spaceship & a few Aliens bout to show up at @coachella 💃🏾🕺🏼😅👽🚀🚀🚀🛸🛸🔥🔥

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

He has more lines to do

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Tom Aspinall reacts to Jon Jones not calling him out 😅 #UFC309

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that starting 2025 they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its SEVENTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 60% of their $4.1 trillion in assets. $824 billion annual budget.

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

All the coke dealers are millionaires after today. The future President, White, Jones are in Vegas

[UFC @ufc]

DOMINANCE FROM DO BRONXS

@CharlesDoBronxs powers through five rounds for the decision! #UFC309

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

Now we’re about to watch a real fight

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

@Deorro In Orange County

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

The Killers at outside lands was life changing

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

France has Gojira play the Olympics and we can’t even get Metallica to play the Super Bowl 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

Therapy isn't enough I need to relive 2007 and play halo 3 for the first time again

[gerald. @_iDoTheMost]

The higher the pay grade they really don’t drug test 😭

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

Rape and pedophilia aren’t automatic death sentences cus politicians would start dropping like flies

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

How 60-65 years old is considered a retirement age and are unemployable due to a mental decline but they're still running the country.

[Augie Hernandez @augiehp]

@92_kherrera Tu segun bien chingona lol