Augusto

[jonathan @jjonamartinez]

nunca en mi vida tomé alcohol por gusto solo lo hago por el beneficio de estar borracho desorientado y levemente exitado

[Augusto @augustodl_]

Sisi justo charly

[Elbca @ElBJrs12]

@ExileOnMiguelSt Tiene más cara de viejo "que vuelvan los milicos" ahora, cpaz es la campera. Sería increíble un Charly viejo facho estanciero.

[Oficina de Polinomio @radioSimoca]

Maslaton escucha el disco La Biblia pero solo el Lado A

[Don't Try @nihilistDevMode]

@Valenfaga_ @Hachita1212 El FMI es el pelado de alejo y Valentina que esperaba que el ratón no lo cague

[Desimone @MarianoDe16]

Está hablando de Batman un tipo que integró la Convención de Batmanes del Mercosur. Respeto loco

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

There's an episode of Young Indiana Jones where Indy helps a Vietnamese buddy present a proposal for Vietnam independence at the Versailles conference and it gets tossed in the trash.

The stinger at the end is that his friend turns out to be...Ho Chi Minh. Lucas was a real one.

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

My enemies? A bunch of freaks, retards, and homosexuals. My friends? The same, but good.

[Xsidi 🇬🇷🌈 @Xsidi_]

Underrated moment in history is when Mussolini asked why Horthy (dictator of Hungary) was still called "the admiral horthy" even though his country was landlocked, to which Horthy responded "Why does Italy still have a finance minister".

[Enzoou @Enzogrosso4]

Era un país tan bananero, pero tan bananero, que era ilegal producir vino en las áreas óptimas para su producción porque a un burócrata se le cantó que el vino se tiene que producir en el Cuyo

[Augusto @augustodl_]

@migranol_

[Miguel @thatdaffyduck]

There's no way I can let the conversation about funniest Looney Tunes moments pass without raising:

[abe @facudream_]

javis este

[Gigante Asiático @giganteasiatico]

Actualizamos la tabla de edades:

0-2: Bebé
2-10: Niño
10-12: Chico
12-17: Adolescente
17-20: Boludo grande
21-25: Bebé
25-30: Joven
30-40: Boludo grande
40-60: Joven
60-70: De la edad de mi vieja
70-80: Boludo grande
80-etc: Viejo

[Larry capija @okebon777]

se comio un sanguche de vacio

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

It's easy being a tortured genius; try being a tortured moron like me and then tell me your life's hard.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:

“I tried keto once.

“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”

“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any sugar.“

[simio🦧 @simiodelaT]

el mejor video que vi en mis 72937 años de vida