august 🐌🌱

the snail is eating the leaf

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Do Women Sleep Too Much, Nell Brinkley, 1915.

[Mal ༺♡༻ @virtualh3arts]

🧶⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@DocCosmic98 i started getting way too high too easily so i now take cbd gummies with a littleee thc and it hits just right

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

i just accepted this reality like yesterday and now im seeing it said. so real. if i put even just my phone in a dress pocket, it hangs down awkwardly and makes the dress lopsided or pulled in odd ways. ugly ❤️

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

why does everyone want dresses with pockets? putting stuff in a dress pocket makes the dress look worse and i usually have too much stuff to carry so id need a bag anyway

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@janicesguitar well no, i do utter things about single moms on fathers day 🤣. i’ve wished my mom a happy fathers day every year for like a decade

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@heshidicjudaism @parasocialyte my name is august and people have used this on me before and im just like 👁️👄👁️

[ethéra @etheravibe]

it just keeps getting prettier 💐🪴🌸🌷🌼

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

excavation cakes

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@TaigaNoDojo @xevekiah did you know there are so many more harsh truths in life? how is “so many people meant to protect children are pedophiles” not a harsh reality truth?

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@BlaiderHells @PortalAvatar_BR updated link so i can be sure to not share it?

[ᗯᗴᔕ丅ᗯᗝᖇᒪᗪ @She114r]

There is no universe where the person who dysregulates your nervous system is the love of your life

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

does forcing people to watch ads actually increase sales like at all or is it just companies throwing money for the sadistic enjoyment of making your day just a little bit worse

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@Motosuzukisan “it” ?

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Mulheres que ficam deitadas sem fazer nada estariam atraindo riqueza para dentro de casa, segundo o princípio chinês do Feng Shui.

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@luuviisa it doesnt hurt that bad guys. just dont use loofas in that area ever again

[˙✦ angel @angelgfxo]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a cat dad

[august 🐌🌱 @augustt333]

@soupkis my boyfriend spends at least half his time on world of warcraft just imagining backstories, customizing characters, and doing quests for outfit pieces