Liz

'I’ve got deviants to see and a novel to finish.' Apart from that just generally faffing about really. Once called 'The Effervescent Miss Smith' in an article.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

This girl is the future. I hope.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Attention white supremacists:
Here comes the future... and she ain’t takin’ shit from nobody.
#GeorgeFloyd
#BlackLivesMatter
#Merrick

[Liz @augustusblack1]

Amazing rescue. I am crying. But also that's husband material right there...

[The Epoch Times - Bright @EpochInspired]

That was so brave and very kind. Thank you for saving impala. God bless you🙏😘❤️
Credit: Jukin Media
🔸 For more inspiration and uplifting stories, please follow 👉 @EpochInspired

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@hipsterocracy ABBA?! Sorry...

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@Muqadaam Hi!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@metickleu Bitter.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@monaliza_kc BIG congratulations! x

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@JDBakewell Difficult isn't it. I have my Granny's mahjong set that is ivory. She lived in India in the 30's. I think the best I can do is keep it, and play,so it's not gone to waste. Also have some carved ivory trinkets of hers that I nearly binned but kept because don't forget the origins.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@SoVeryBritish Complain.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@jkellyfinwriter YES!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@idlewildgirl Just because...!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@idlewildgirl

[Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling]

Builder 1 (outside a site): How's your day going?
Builder 2: Dragging. Always does when Tyrone ain't here.
Builder 2: Totally. Tyrone makes everything better.
Builder 1: Living legend.
A respectful pause.
Builder 1: They're not letting dogs onsite anymore though.
Builder 2: No.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@Okeating never think that! A great moment!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@Bingley70 He looks so lovely. And I'm so sorry. It is shit. It will take a while, and it will take a long while but then you will start to remember the good times and that will help a bit. But before that take care of yourself. It's important. x

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@tracey_thorn Love the fact Everything but the Girl is back and freaking everywhere right now! I remember you in the sixth form when I was in the first year! Still listen to Eden, and Marine Girls and Grab Grab the Haddock. Jane Fox made me want to go to art school. I did for a bit! Thank you!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@AbroadInJapan I know! I've been on that journey with you both! And yes! He's looking better than ever. Be afraid!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@AbroadInJapan Natsuki's looking better than ever! Be afraid Chris. Be afraid!

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@MysterySolvent Underboob.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@JamesBlunt @edsheeran But I actually have had 'You're beautiful' as an earworm for the the last couple of days. And no, I'm not sorry.

[Liz @augustusblack1]

@SoVeryBritish Noooooooooooooooo! But then again I haven't had one for about 15 years, so not the top of my list.