Alastair Burns

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[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

@LUDENClassics He’s the vehicular equivalent of that steak idiot.

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@clarescastle @reporterboy Which one..?

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@RollingHedge What an utter weapons’ grade.

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@matthewsyed That’s the problem he wasn’t a leader. Process driven negativity from Day 1. Sue Gray, winter fuel allowance, freebie wardrobe, suboptimal ministers such as Louise Haigh, Tulip Siddiq, U turns and finally Mandy. Always difficult if you want the PM job but not the politics…

[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

Hot dogs giving off Bullingdon vibes.

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@greateranglia Seeing as we’re making no progress and the driver tells us he has no information, what about the MKT to SUY service for the connecting LST 1902 train?

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@greateranglia Are you holding the SUY train at MKT for those on the 1802 LST?

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@DPJHodges @WalkerMarcus I wonder if it can get even more dysfunctional under the Northern Messiah?

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@BBCSport At last, hugely deserved.

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@afneil It’s a cowardly lack of moral fibre display by a totally discredited government’.

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@PippaCrerar Good old Pippa, loyal to the end.

[Suffolk Free Press @SFPSudbury]

'Whatever our political differences, I've always admired John Healey's integrity, and he's shown it in this action.'

Read more: https://t.co/kUSsaz4bwH

[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

@walsh393523 @truemagic68 You’re

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The beleaguered CEO @ECB_cricket Richard Gould continues to effortlessly represent the mantra of, ‘being in office but not in power.’

[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

This is what customer service looks like @JohnLewisRetail @waitrose

[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

Big thanks to @waitrose Sudbury & @JohnLewisRetail for the ‘cash machine’ with their name all over it, taking my card. ‘Cable not connected’ message rebooted an ancient Windows system. Had to now cancel the card at huge inconvenience thanks to you. Suboptimal #customerservice

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

I have been posting and writing about the Henry Nowak tragedy for three weeks, and have nothing new to say. Except one thing. That box-ticking phrase from the female officer when the murderer denies having stabbed Henry.
“I know, but we have to check, don’t we?”
What we hear in those words is not just the madness of DEI, which has taught her automatically to believe the non-white assailant over the white victim. We hear, too, the obsession with procedure, the elevation of HR, the triumph of public-sector seminars over decency. A culture of compliance has displaced a culture of conscience.

[Alastair Burns @aukastout]

@OldRoberts953 Who is she?

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...