Aum Josh

Human first
American second

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

Reminder: The cause of suffering is the clinging of mind. Also note: the mind clings to whatever it tries to avoid.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The proposed US-Iran peace deal has a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran.

So, we spend $70 billion bombing them to spend $300 billion to rebuild them.

All we have to do now is raise taxes.

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@SandyofCthulhu I wasn't planning on studying statistical mechanics until now

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@dougboneparth Save your money.. as long as you have the xbox and PS5, you don't need any of the other things.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

tbh I believed in aliens until the politicians said they were real.

Now I know we are alone in the universe.

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@realDonaldTrump 🤣

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@historydefined The basil adds a nice touch

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@Threadscenes Ant foot with six toes knee kick.
Too easy

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@alifarhat79 Shhhhh, he’s playing 11D chess again

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

I forget my to-do list one item at a time, but remember the whole thing at once.

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@alifarhat79 Why can’t it be both?

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@614clinton Customer service

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@JazzMemes You picked one of his best songs too, good job 👌

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@dr_ericberg Here’s what happens when you start drinking coffee after quitting for 3 years:

Day 1: Pure bliss

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@JayinKyiv @CountryFirstRep What is the term for when you abandon your allies and side with your enemies?

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@alifarhat79 Straight to spam

[Aum Josh @AumJosh]

@unusual_whales AI will take your jobs,
then hire you to do theirs

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@ThatEricAlper Hey You

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@MerriamWebster When can we start adding more letters again?

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@iky_fwjett Carrots are riskier