Aunty Social Media

If I stop laughing, I'm probably dead. Please do not have sex with my corpse.

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Keith Chegwin tried to convince me that he had baked a German fruit cake.

Turns out it was stollen.

#ClassicCheggers

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@DnellStephen @MikeTheRelic RACIST CUNT

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@DnellStephen @MikeTheRelic RACIST CUNT

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@DnellStephen @MikeTheRelic RACIST CUNT

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@BritishAlba @HarryYorke1 SPEEDING MOTORISTS PUT LIVES AT RISK AND YOU ARE AN APOLOGIST FOR ONE OF THEM YOU UTTER SOCIOPATH

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@raymack10485654 @bitcoinlobo @krassenstein TRUMP PLAYS CHESS LIKE A PIGEON HE JUMPS ON THE BOARD KNOCKS OVER ALL THE PIECES TAKES A SHIT THEN STRUTS AROUND LIKE HE IS THE WORLD CHAMPION

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@jessphillips IF SUNAK FELL IN A RIVER HE WOULD WANT TO WAIT FOR THE OUTCOME OF AN ENQUIRY TO KNOW WHETHER HE HAD GOT WET

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@jessphillips USUALLY JUST QUEUES OF AMBULANCES

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@calvinrobinson CAN’T WE JUST BAN SWIVEL EYED LUNATICS INSTEAD

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@Parody_PM BRING BACK JODIE WHITTAKER

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@_HenryBolton @RayMacLean1 YES AND I AM JANET STREET PORTER YOU MASSIVE BLUE BELLEND

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STILL PUTTING THE CON IN CONSERVATIVES

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From @DanielJHannan: No, the pound isn’t crashing over a trifling batch of tax cuts. It’s because the markets are terrified of @Keir_Starmer. https://t.co/l06p3fdwkE

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REALLY ANNOYING THAT THEY WILL BE CHANGING THE WORDS TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

FINGERS CROSSED THAT CHARLES COMES OUT AS TRANS

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IF I HAD TO SPEAK TO JOHNSON THEN TRUSS I'D PROBABLY BE FEELING LIKE SHIT TOO

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@FreelanceMontag @jb4cfm @MLud47674547 @brianmoore666 I’M INTERBRED BECAUSE I LIKE HOVIS

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@PaulLeMay16 @AndyBurnhamGM

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@SamLowry60 @PippaCrerar @guardian @MirrorPolitics @BBCPolitics THEY ARE BOTH A COUPLE OF INCOMPETENT ARSEHOLES MY INCONTINENCE PANTS WOULD MAKE A BETTER PM THAN EITHER OF THEM

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@DianneYorke2 @DudsofOxon @ShappiKhorsandi @Huwburt HAS ANYONE CALLED YOU A FUCKING DIANNE AS THEY BEAT UP YOUR KIDS

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@TheLastLeg HOW ABOUT RON?

RE-OPEN NOMINATIONS

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@BritishAlba @DPJHodges THE KEY WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS LYING

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@jemmaforte ONE PERSON LET THE OTHER MAKE THEIR POINT. ONE PERSON KEPT RUDELY INTERRUPTING AND SHOUTING DOWN THE OTHER. GUESS WHICH ONE SUPPORTED THE TORY PARTY LINE?