Aure

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

[Aure @aure_b10]

@kxshzh I don’t have a single Raul in my account 😢😂

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

He’s not even lying 😭

[Adedapo @_aaadedapo]

A full-size basketball court can fit inside a football penalty box.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Still lives rent free in my head

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“What a boring day on Twitter without football”

Meanwhile Fabrizio Romano and Florian Platenberg on the TL:

[Fut Azteca Shitposting @futaztecapostin]

La Sheinbaum JJAJAJAJAJA vayanse a la verga cabrones

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What. A. Goal. 😍

[Fut Azteca Shitposting @futaztecapostin]

Ni al VAR fueron jjajajajaja a la verga

[Cántalo Camacho @CantaloCamacho]

Esto sucedió en el @MinerosFc 🆚 @CFCorrecaminos

Nos tocó narrarlo al momento, sinceramente no lo esperaba.

Los jugadores quieren ascenso.

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

LeBron/Harden walked, so SGA could run, so Angel Reese can FLY!

What is this flop? Nobody even touched her 😂😂😂

[Aure @aure_b10]

Crazy how EA bread crumbs every year and it’s an implied feast 😂

[USMNTrev @Eyesandvibes]

We’ll take it from here World Cup

[Matt Smith @SamENole]

I decided to give the MLS a shot after watching the entire World Cup. Then this happened. 🤦‍♂️

[Blake @_Utd_Blake]

🚨 🇩🇪 Toni Kroos on How the GOAT Criteria Kept Changing;

🗣️"What I find funny is how the narrative kept changing. In 2016, when Cristiano Ronaldo won the Euros while Messi still hadn't won an international trophy, many people still refused to call Ronaldo the GOAT.

Then Kylian Mbappé won the World Cup in 2018, and suddenly the World Cup wasn't enough to make someone the greatest.

But the moment Messi finally won it in 2022, the same people started saying, 'You can't be the GOAT without a World Cup.' That's not consistency, that's moving the goalposts.

I have huge respect for Messi as one of football's greatest ever players after Cristiano Ronaldo but some of his fans have a habit of changing the criteria whenever it suits their argument."

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

FUCK FIFA

FUCK INFANTINO

FUCK MESSI

FUCK ARGENTINA

SUCCESSFUL HATEWATCH

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Aure @aure_b10]

What a terrible World Cup from Lamine Yamal well below expectations

[Aure @aure_b10]

No not Licha

[Aure @aure_b10]

Both Manchester United teams each half showed what the first team is lacking. A true center forward. A pure 9.