Austin Conrad

I always get compliments from people when I wear my Paige jeans.

[۟ @ruireaves]

Why you little

[Brian Halloween @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

It’s:
- totally allowed
- awe inspiring
- makes them know you’re really serious
- are they really gonna devalue your previous answers just because you said “I wish I wish upon a star in the most beautiful most breathtaking galaxy in universe oh star please grant my fucking wish

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

One interview tip I tell all my clients is to wish upon a star during the question period

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Put on that James Cromwell baby it’s Sunday after all

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

I was the other camera guy on the MTV show Catfish and my main responsibility was just filming Max

They would be like make sure you’re getting Max filming Nev, and also make sure you get some of just Max

If I ever messed up they would get so pissed they’d be like hey MORE MAX

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Patriotism comes in all shapes and sizes 🫡 🇺🇸

#standup

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Exclusive sit down with the guru behind so many of your favorite songs

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

@MostCrucified I don’t know if it’s soros or anteefa

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Day 887 of recreating a video posted to twitter dot com by an alleged murderer:

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Plaza Bingo - August 8th in Hamilton, ON

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Get on The Cuck Boat Hankie! Mr. Bing Bong IS STRONGER THAN EVER!

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

[scoob @MostCrucified]

ive seen enough: wemby is violent repeat offender and might have to be sent back to france.

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Luka @lukadoncic, Please Get In The Game! Take A Shot Of Cortisone And Deal With The Pain! They Are Paying You 50 Million A Year, And You’re Not There! WTF! I Hope @JeanieBuss Trades You Next Year. Nobody Wants A Lame Duck On Their Team!

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

Ray Allen Tweet.

[Austin Conrad @aus_9]

Classic day!!! Hilarious convos!

[Jay Glazer @JayGlazer]

One of my favorite days of the year!!! Our 18th annual NFL Head Coaches day-drinking day at the NFL Owners Meeting. I started this with Mike Tomlin 18 years ago (yes, we raised a glass to him) to get the head coach fraternity to bond together, bounce things off each other, ask each other for advice and to celebrate how cool life is TOGETHER. Leaders take care of everybody else but who takes care of the leaders? This is a cool way to bond so these leaders can all take care of each other. Trying to make it less lonely at the top!
Oh, and the stories that are shared are CLASSIC!!!

We had 28 of 32 coaches show!!! Oh, and I brought my brothers Michael Phelps and Mark “The Smashing Machine” Kerr along as well to punch up the day.

Classic day!!!! Hilarious convos!
(Oh, forgive me for the lousy camera work, lol)

Side note: everyone always asks who picks up the bill? McVay did it this year. I’d tell you all to Venmo him but I don’t think he knows what that is hahahahaha
#nfl #coaches #champions @MichaelPhelps
@tsmkerr