Austerity Cornflakes

“We are not slaying dragons any more, just cleaning up the shit they leave behind.”

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

Replace 'AI Native' with 'lead singer from Maroon 5.' doesn't seem so bleak now, does it?

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

This is pretty bleak.

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@baltic_dan That's how they try to steal our wisdom

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Needless to say Mao was also a library assistant (didn't have the makings of a full librarian)

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Reminder that Mao never brushed his teeth instead he would just swish and rinse with green tea every now and then

By the time of his death, his teeth were almost completely brown, and his gums were constantly bloody and swollen with pus

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

@QuetzalPhoenix You sometimes encounter other conservatives on the street in front of a heroin junkie going through it or other public art and give each other a knowing glance and it makes it all worthwhile

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

Happy for him but I always found people who brought up Rodgers' relationship with his family weird. I have no idea if Jared Goff calls his mother every week and I don't care.

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Aaron Rodgers posts on IG with his mom, dad and brother Luke

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

Great national park if you've never visited. Much better than FDR's sterile Springwood and Eleanor's lesbian lovenest ValKill

[Barbarian Herodotus @BBHerodotus]

The front hallway at Teddy Roosevelt’s Sagamore Hill.

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

It’s nice to have some Father and Son activities

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

White guy alone in his apartment watching world cup performatively shouting "vamos" at the tv

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

@Lordmiles Employing airport people is the point

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@PerryALPHA What HIV drugs do to a motherfucker and his progeny

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You want to have a reckless running back, otherwise what's the point of having an RB?

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

I can’t even imagine John Harbaughs reaction to seeing this LOL

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

@ChefGruel In 2019 I made a perfect prime rib and had a sudden nagging feeling that it would never be like this again.

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

@MarmotRespecter Not me

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@4HLsartorialist @QuetzalPhoenix The 'smoking gun' tape such as it was, was an extemporaneous remark recorded by Nixon himself. I don't find its contents particularly daming, but you might find otherwise. Incidentally, I've long admired your style.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Seattle is gorgeous and far more depressing to see in complete disrepair than Portland because it is clearly a city that Matters

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

@4HLsartorialist @QuetzalPhoenix Nixon did nothing wrong. They (the security services, notably the Central Intelligence Agency, the post-1964 Congress) went after him because he wasn't one of them. He was the son of a grocer who went after communists (their friends) in the civil service.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The CIA allegedly financed illegal tests on teens for psychic warfare, per Michael Shellenberger.

[Austerity Cornflakes @austercornflake]

Real frasier knowers understand he was talking about his brief horniness for Laura linney here

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

In the Frasier series finale, Kelsey Grammer recites the entire final stanza of Alfred Tennyson’s Victorian-era poem “Ulysses,” about the last voyage of Odysseus, in an episode that was seen by twenty-five million people.

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@White_Janissary The real villain was the alcoholic Canadian peacekeeper (pardon the redundance)

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@qualitylearnc Horse girls not even once