Austin Gerloff

Beam me up, Scotty 🛸

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Just a reminder that it’s normal to drive your car until it dies, cook dinner most nights, live in a smaller home, pack your lunch, keep your phone until it stops working, buy used before buying new, make coffee at home, and wear the same clothes for years.

[RadiCal Puma @TheEternalFloof]

Them:
“Hey how’s that old car holding up”

Me:
“Purring right along.. never gives me any trouble!”

The truth:

[🍁 @72Breezy]

Me leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Mike_kim714 179

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Mike_kim714 @FootJoy Are you golfing in the Deere Classic this year?

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

US open giveaway pt 1

My awesome partner @FootJoy and I are giving away these cool US open themed shoes! Whatever size you wear.

Retweet, comment, must follow myself and footjoy to win.

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@OfficialTourPro Almost looks like Vinnie Paul

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Office life before the invention of AutoCAD and other drafting software.

Prior to the release of AutoCAD in 1982, engineering drawings were all done by hand using different grade pencils, erasers, T-squares and set squares.

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@AMAZlNGNATURE

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

How greenskeepers think:

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Bunnyboots187 Heard this in central Iowa from around 1am to 3am but a lower tone. Had something similar happen as well this summer, cloudless day but constant rolling thunder sound. This photo was the day before. In my 30 years I have never experienced anything like it

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@BuschBeer #BuschSnowDay #Sweepstakes

[Tommy Irvin @68irvin68]

You guys may or may not know, but I left the barbershop I was working at for the last year and a half. Iykyk. I partnered up with my mom to open a new shop. Simcox and co. will be open Friday, 12/17! Come see us!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Profits at John Deere have skyrocketed by some 61% in recent years, while its CEO's salary has exploded by 160% since the start of the pandemic. Please do not tell me they cannot afford to pay their workers fairly. I am proud to stand in solidarity with @UAW members on strike.

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Gkobrah @BlckHawksHockey

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

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[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Gkobrah March 27th and April 4th

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@Gkobrah $5 tickets through work🤘

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

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[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Let the people trade.

[Austin Gerloff @austin_gerloff]

@RobinhoodApp thanks for making it clear who the corporate sellout is