austin

I have a computah

[austin @austin_phx]

@daredvI IT 1990 vs IT 2017

[austin @austin_phx]

@McDonalds yall need higher point tiers on your app. I’m talking 10k/15k/20k point tiers with big boy deals.

[austin @austin_phx]

the jurassic drip dropping just in time for it to be 105F in AZ mid march

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Universal has released a Jurassic Park raincoat inspired by the one worn by Dennis Nedry 🦖

[austin @austin_phx]

literally cant understand a word he’s saying with netanyahu’s cock in his mouth

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

US Senator Lindsey Graham:

“I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day.”

[austin @austin_phx]

vibecoders with 20 non-functioning projects after seeing a SWE build one functioning app by hand

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

So Trump is unilaterally committing $10B of US tax payer money...

To an offshore entity that he controls and is the lifelong chairman of.

He is robbing America blind, and about 1/3rd of the country is too stupid to see it!

[austin @austin_phx]

@itsthedare absolute fuckin generational boiler room

https://t.co/WozmC4bGn6

[austin @austin_phx]

vault-tec emails to robco

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris hints she may announce 2028 Presidential run tomorrow.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

When your wife texts you

"I found a large bag of old change in your desk drawer, I'm going to deposit it for you at JPMorgan"

[austin @austin_phx]

adderall son or ozempic daughter?

[austin @austin_phx]

they should make nfl refs wear bodycams

[Protector @bookprotectors]

Introducing Patrol. Homeowners in LA can now book off-duty police officers to help protect their homes.

Now available in Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Malibu — more areas coming soon.

[austin @austin_phx]

well that’s pretty fucking convenient….

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: DOJ and FBI have concluded that Jeffery Epstein had no "client list," and committed suicide, per Axios

[austin @austin_phx]

should i tell my therapist about my gambling side-addiction?

[austin @austin_phx]

pretty bleak honestly

[nerdmarcieVA🎙️🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdmarcie]

dear americans how does it feel knowing the mushroom kingdom has better infrastructure than you

[austin @austin_phx]

COLLATERALIZED COSTCO HOTDOG OBLIGATIONS

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Costco is introducing its own "Buy Now, Pay Later" program.

[austin @austin_phx]

having a zyn in during a catholic mass is the closest ive ever been to God

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

What can you even say man

[austin @austin_phx]

the modern weed vape cart

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Can you name a single thing that China has invented in the past 100 years?

Just one single thing that they didn't copy.